No word of a lie: I got an ad for Imodium before that Hellboy trailer. 10/10 to whichever underpaid junior at an advertising agency saw that opportunity and swooped in.
And, yes, I very much wanted to like this movie. I love Hellboy. I admire a great deal of Marshall’s work. I think Harbour’s great.
But that trailer has convinced me that I will never, ever see that movie.