Our first troll, I think, was called Death Monkey - a daft wee 14-year old who was around in about 2002. After realising that people were ignoring him, he gave a grovelling apology. Which of you was he? Come on, tell the truth and shame the devil.
... I keep having flashbacks of being stuck in bed, surrounded by tissues, comics, potions and too many blankets, unable to concentrate on watching PlayAway.