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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6765 on: 30 October, 2019, 05:06:37 pm »
Poohgate?

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« Reply #6766 on: 31 October, 2019, 08:37:33 am »
It’s getting scary, Doctor Jones.

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« Reply #6767 on: 31 October, 2019, 01:43:34 pm »
It’s getting scary, Doctor Jones.

Maybe Harrison Ford could be persuaded to Irishman the new Indy film he and Spielberg seem determined to make.

Thirty-year-old stuntman dives about the Amazon wearing a blue mask then Ford phones in his dialogue from a barging holiday in the Midlands.



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« Reply #6768 on: 31 October, 2019, 02:04:00 pm »
Rules for being a Landlord

1. Never take a call from a tenant.
2. Always return messages when tenant is not home.
3. Always doubt the veracity of a tenant's complaint. A flood is only a drop or two if at all.
4. Schedule all appointments/visits to tenant's home at most inconvenient times for tenant.
5. Complain to tenant that they aren't paying enough every time you do speak.
6. Delay all repairs. Indefinitely if possible.
7. Any repairs that must be done can be handled with grey tape and paint.
8. Cash rent cheques at least three days early.
9. Charge penalties and fees when cheques bounce.
10. Evict early. Evict often.

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« Reply #6769 on: 31 October, 2019, 02:42:48 pm »
Maybe Harrison Ford could be persuaded to Irishman the new Indy film he and Spielberg seem determined to make.

They tend to end up with smoother versions of fatter, older faces, so if you know what young Indy Ford (or De niro) actually looked like 30/40 years ago, it's disconcerting. It worked better with Samuel Jackson (or unfamiliar faces), but as they say, black don't crack.

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« Reply #6770 on: 31 October, 2019, 03:29:49 pm »
It’s getting scary, Doctor Jones.

This is obviously very good fun, but tell problem for next is that 'Selleck' is still making use of Ford's expressions and body language, so despite the face fungus he still looks more like Harrison than Tom.

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« Reply #6771 on: 31 October, 2019, 03:39:36 pm »
Rules for being a Landlord

1. Never take a call from a tenant.
2. Always return messages when tenant is not home.
3. Always doubt the veracity of a tenant's complaint. A flood is only a drop or two if at all.
4. Schedule all appointments/visits to tenant's home at most inconvenient times for tenant.
5. Complain to tenant that they aren't paying enough every time you do speak.
6. Delay all repairs. Indefinitely if possible.
7. Any repairs that must be done can be handled with grey tape and paint.
8. Cash rent cheques at least three days early.
9. Charge penalties and fees when cheques bounce.
10. Evict early. Evict often.

You okay, vB?

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« Reply #6772 on: 31 October, 2019, 03:46:28 pm »
It’s getting scary, Doctor Jones.

This is obviously very good fun, but tell problem for next is that 'Selleck' is still making use of Ford's expressions and body language, so despite the face fungus he still looks more like Harrison than Tom.

I think Tordelbot has been deep-faked.



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« Reply #6773 on: 31 October, 2019, 03:47:53 pm »
Rules for being a Landlord

1. Never take a call from a tenant.
You okay, vB?
Yeah, just frustrated with my landlord.

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« Reply #6774 on: 31 October, 2019, 04:18:49 pm »
It’s getting scary, Doctor Jones.

This is obviously very good fun, but tell problem for next is that 'Selleck' is still making use of Ford's expressions and body language, so despite the face fungus he still looks more like Harrison than Tom.

I think Tordelbot has been deep-faked.

The Gardaí dredged a rohypnol laced cardigan from the Grand Canal earlier.
Worrying.

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« Reply #6775 on: 31 October, 2019, 05:07:25 pm »
Not worry [$addressee$], fat fingers lose battle with autocorrupt, [$username$] peak physical condition, ask me how. Still think Boris doing [$superlative$] job, Irexit next then please whole Union of Europe implode! Meghan Merkle to follow.
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« Reply #6776 on: 31 October, 2019, 06:31:35 pm »
There's a surprising amount of nerd-pleasure in opening the front door to a really good homemade Demogorgon.

I also got to confide to Miles Morales that he was the best Spiderman.

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« Reply #6777 on: 31 October, 2019, 06:38:28 pm »

But... what about Nicholas Hammond? Nicholas Hammond, dammit!

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6778 on: 31 October, 2019, 06:45:07 pm »

Doubt Tharg could afford to get Neal Adams to draw Judge Dredd, but this guy did:






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« Reply #6779 on: 31 October, 2019, 09:05:19 pm »
There's a surprising amount of nerd-pleasure in opening the front door to a really good homemade Demogorgon.

I also got to confide to Miles Morales that he was the best Spiderman.

this made me smile ... https://imgur.com/gallery/i6M108Y