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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6810 on: 21 November, 2019, 08:14:59 PM »

I wonder if I might interest you in this wonderful angry god detector? Sure, it might look like an old biscuit tin filled with various bits of old wire but it works like a charm, honest.

They're two grand in the shops (I know, right?), but as I know you, you can have this one for fifty quid. Squaxx rates.

I don't need it myself anymore because the god under my shed has just gone off for a nap and won't be back for a century or three. It'd just be sat here gathering dust, so I'd rather it went to a good home where it's needed.

Okay, a tenner.

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« Reply #6811 on: 21 November, 2019, 08:32:27 PM »
I'll give you 5 3 quid.

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« Reply #6812 on: 21 November, 2019, 09:03:11 PM »

Six quid and a photograph of 75p.

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« Reply #6813 on: 22 November, 2019, 06:26:47 AM »
75p and a photo of a sick squid?

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« Reply #6814 on: 22 November, 2019, 08:20:41 AM »

A fiver and a jar of fin polish.

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« Reply #6815 on: 22 November, 2019, 01:58:15 PM »
Perusing different specs on Fitbit / Smart watches online there for a Christmas present.

We're not too far away from Pip-Boys, are we?

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« Reply #6816 on: 22 November, 2019, 02:04:51 PM »
We're not too far away from Pip-Boys, are we?

I look forward to freezing time with VATS mode.

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« Reply #6817 on: 22 November, 2019, 02:16:43 PM »

My mate's mother wanted one because she heard that they recorded periods of rem sleep. So he bought her one and, a couple of days later, she rang him up to ask if he knew how to plug it into the telly so she could watch her dreams.

I think it's living in a drawer, now.

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« Reply #6818 on: 22 November, 2019, 02:35:50 PM »

I think it's living in a drawer, now.

I strongly anticipate that the recipient of this expensive present will lose any and all enthusiasm by mid-January.

C'est la vie.

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« Reply #6819 on: 22 November, 2019, 04:12:39 PM »
When I got one, I didn't do any running but I wanked a half marathon.

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« Reply #6820 on: 22 November, 2019, 04:20:12 PM »

I'm not really interested in getting one myself. It might be another story, however, if they produce an Unfit-Bit.

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« Reply #6821 on: 22 November, 2019, 04:48:22 PM »
... I wanked a half marathon.

Another printing of The Invisibles: Absolute Edition it is, so.

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« Reply #6823 on: 26 November, 2019, 09:18:12 AM »
Am I the only one who thinks the Cybertruck looks fuckin deadly?

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #6824 on: 26 November, 2019, 10:42:37 AM »
It looks like a early gaming design for a batcar...
But everybody else is overwhelmed by indifference and the promise of an early bed