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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7170 on: 19 September, 2020, 11:04:42 AM »
Sausages: square or link?
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« Reply #7171 on: 19 September, 2020, 12:51:10 PM »
I've never seen square sausages in my life.  Some mad CalHab thing, I believe.  Mind you, it would make the frying process easier.
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« Reply #7172 on: 19 September, 2020, 01:49:24 PM »
Doesn't slip out of the roll so easily either
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« Reply #7173 on: 19 September, 2020, 01:51:14 PM »
I've never seen square sausages in my life.  Some mad CalHab thing, I believe.  Mind you, it would make the frying process easier.



Bigger question Red or brown sauce?
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« Reply #7174 on: 19 September, 2020, 02:39:51 PM »
I've had this argument many times, but THAT ISN'T A SAUSAGE! It's a square of sausage-meat. If it ain't in a skin, it ain't a sausage!

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« Reply #7175 on: 19 September, 2020, 03:24:17 PM »
so what about sausage rolls?




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« Reply #7176 on: 19 September, 2020, 03:28:09 PM »
Square sausages are heretical, but rhomboid sausages are blasphemy!

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« Reply #7177 on: 19 September, 2020, 04:12:28 PM »
Man, the Spam-porn on this site is getting downright weird!

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« Reply #7178 on: 19 September, 2020, 04:30:06 PM »
Lorne with a robust black pudding shaft:



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« Reply #7179 on: 19 September, 2020, 06:17:34 PM »
so what about sausage rolls?

A sausage roll is a pastry confection filled with sausage meat. It is not a sausage.




You know when you keep saying a word and it starts to sound weird? same aplies to typing apparently - I just had to triple check the spelling of sausage.

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« Reply #7180 on: 19 September, 2020, 06:31:18 PM »
Denial of the rights of Lorne to be considered a sausage is typical of the prevailing cased-sausage outlook.

Rise up, fellow sausages, against the cis-age hierarchy!
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« Reply #7181 on: 19 September, 2020, 07:47:05 PM »
An Aberdonian friend brought some lornes back with him after a visit home. It was the most horrifying and terrible thing ever visisited upon the north of Ireland by a scotsman.
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« Reply #7182 on: 19 September, 2020, 08:44:11 PM »
I will respect Lorne as an ethnic delicacy, and another great contender for "ways to serve sausage-meat" but, and I hate to be pedantic on this point, it's NOT A FUCKING SAUSAGE!
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    noun Finely chopped and seasoned meat, especially pork, usually stuffed into a prepared animal intestine or other casing and cooked or cured.
    noun A small cylinder-shaped serving of this meat.
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sausage
noun
minced pork, beef, or other meats, often combined, together with various added ingredients and seasonings, usually stuffed into a prepared intestine or other casing and often made in links.
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sausage
noun
A sausage consists of minced meat, usually pork, mixed with other ingredients and is contained in a tube made of skin or a similar material.
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sausage
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a thin, tube-like case containing meat that has been cut into very small pieces and mixed with spices:
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sausage
1noun An item of food in the form of a cylindrical length of minced pork or other meat encased in a skin, typically sold raw to be grilled or fried before eating.
1.1mass noun Minced and seasoned meat encased in a skin and cooked or preserved, sold mainly to be eaten cold in slices.
1.2usually as modifier An object shaped like a sausage.

In the ineterests of fairness, Miriam-Webster let me down with their second definition, but they're Americans so we can't take their word when it comes to lexicography can we?
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sausage noun
: a highly seasoned minced meat (such as pork) usually stuffed in casings of prepared animal intestine
also : a link or patty of sausage
This is clearly wrong. Even Judge Dredd, alerted by the shape and construction but without any pork, beef, or herbs, knew one when he saw one:

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« Reply #7183 on: 19 September, 2020, 09:34:56 PM »

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« Reply #7184 on: 20 September, 2020, 12:09:18 AM »
I find that in these moments of calm and prosperity when there's nothing important happening in the world, we can take the time to address these important issues.