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Malchidiel

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Q & A
« on: 12 January, 2003, 01:55:45 AM »
Here's the deal, answer the question that I have set, then ask one of your own. Then the next person does the same, and so on.



If a man is standing in the middle of a forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…..is he still wrong?

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Queen Firey-Bou

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #1 on: 12 January, 2003, 02:05:47 AM »
I assume he's talking about football & the woman has gone off to do something more interesting like wash the dishes , & left him droning on & on to himself ? He's probably right tho'.

If the forest could answer back what would it say ?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #2 on: 12 January, 2003, 02:23:48 AM »
"Put the chainsaw down!!!"

Who put the bop in the Bop-de-bop-de-bop?
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Malchidiel

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #3 on: 12 January, 2003, 02:32:26 AM »
Probably the same person who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding dong.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #4 on: 12 January, 2003, 02:37:31 AM »
tests are testie, clearly.

who set the test ?
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karne

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #5 on: 12 January, 2003, 02:44:52 AM »
The testes.

Who watches the Watchmen?
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DavidXBrunt

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #6 on: 12 January, 2003, 02:45:45 AM »
Dunno, but they took it out of the fridge to soon and it's all runny and gloopy.

Why do birds suddenly appear, whenever you are near?
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Malchidiel

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #7 on: 12 January, 2003, 03:26:27 AM »
Cos they like to shit on me from a great height.

What was the best thing before sliced bread.
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judda fett

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #8 on: 12 January, 2003, 03:38:17 AM »
Subcutaneous rock.

Why does one armpit smell sweet, the other sour?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #9 on: 12 January, 2003, 04:02:22 AM »
So that you can tell left from right.

Why do we drink cows milk, yet are repulsed by the thought of drinking human milk?
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McNulty

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #10 on: 12 January, 2003, 05:22:00 AM »
Because cows can't talk.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass if it only gives white milk?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #11 on: 12 January, 2003, 05:27:25 AM »
Because you can't keep tits in the fridge

How long is a piece of string?

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karne

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #12 on: 12 January, 2003, 06:02:45 AM »
It depends on how long you cut it.

Why is the sky above us?
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karne

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #13 on: 12 January, 2003, 06:06:16 AM »
Hey! you were supposed to answer this one Gary.

Why does a brown cow eat green grass if it only gives white milk?

Look's like I'd better do it.

The milk is green, but we perceive it to be white.
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karne

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #14 on: 12 January, 2003, 06:08:01 AM »
Right, this should get us back on track again.

"How long is a piece of string?"

It depends on how long you cut it.

Why is the sky above us?
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