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Re: Q & A
« Reply #495 on: 06 October, 2004, 09:53:15 pm »
A) Of course not! Pull the udder one.

Q) Why the hell is this thread back...? Noooooo....

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #496 on: 06 October, 2004, 10:07:02 pm »
A: So we can ask pointless questions like:

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and it hits a mime - does anyone care?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #497 on: 06 October, 2004, 10:12:25 pm »
A) Only if there's a clown stood next to him at the time which it misses.

Q) Rodney Dangerfield(RIP)... comic genious or google-eyed twat?

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« Reply #498 on: 06 October, 2004, 10:17:16 pm »
A) Mealy-mouthed idiot whose only claim to fame was being the most irritating part of the very irritating Candyshack ...

Q) You've got J-Bo, Matt Smith and Alan Barnes trapped in a beer cellar by an avalanche of beer barrels ... how long before J-Bo drinks them to safety?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #499 on: 06 October, 2004, 10:25:49 pm »
A) Oh, I'd give him twenty minutes.

Q) If J-Bo was attacked by a bear (as you do) would he be able to fend it off armed only with a copy of the Bison GN?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #500 on: 06 October, 2004, 10:30:35 pm »
A) Only if if was a hard back copy of Button Man *disguised* as Bison.

Q) This is the 500th post. Can I have my prize in kind, please? ;)

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« Reply #501 on: 06 October, 2004, 11:42:55 pm »
A) No, you cheeky get ...

Q) Is this a boil or a pimple?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #502 on: 06 October, 2004, 11:44:18 pm »
A) Zip your flys up, man!

Q) What is the meaning of life? (and 42 isnt going to be accepted)

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #503 on: 06 October, 2004, 11:46:28 pm »
A) Don't burst it or pick it off. It's probably your cock. ;)

Q) How can one overly tall man provide *so* much entertainment?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #504 on: 06 October, 2004, 11:48:05 pm »
A)To continue

Q)Why am I so bored ?

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« Reply #505 on: 06 October, 2004, 11:49:50 pm »
A) A natural sense of comic timing and the ability to appeal to all demographics ... still, better to entertain than revulse, like some purple legging wearing individuals do ;oP

Q) Does you does or does you don't take Access?
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #506 on: 07 October, 2004, 12:00:34 am »
A) I don't.But i know a man who does.

Q) Why do old peoples homes smell of wee??
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Re: Q & A
« Reply #507 on: 07 October, 2004, 12:08:01 am »
A: Because they tend to mislay their incontinence pants.

Q: Does anyone know where i left my baccy tin?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #508 on: 07 October, 2004, 12:08:20 am »
A) cause old people can't control the bladders

Q) why are we posting on this ancent thread?

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Re: Q & A
« Reply #509 on: 07 October, 2004, 12:12:10 am »
A: (Tanky) In the last place you'll look

Q: Can someone answer Cybermax's question above?