That gum you like is going to come back in style -

[JOE SOAP]

Someone inform Duncan Jones his da's now a giant kettle.

[Apestrife]

Loved the 15th episode. Everything from the green glove to the golden log. I laughed, nearly cried and nearly applauded.

[JOE SOAP]

"100%!"

[Toni Scandella]

I Am The FBI has a nice ring to it.

[Apestrife]

"Dad can drive. Really good." was also strangely touching.

Another fantastic episode. Amazing. Very much looking forward to how it'll wrap up in the last two episodes

[Muon]

Anyone else tumescent with anticipation of the two-hour Twin Peaks-fest on which we're about to engorge ourselves?

Any theories about how it might all turn out? I myself am happily clueless (and of course tumescent).

[abelardsnazz]

Anyone else tumescent with anticipation of the two-hour Twin Peaks-fest on which we're about to engorge ourselves?

Any theories about how it might all turn out? I myself am happily clueless (and of course tumescent).

Yes. Can't wait. I hope to get up early on Monday morning to watch the finale before going to work.

As to how it will end, I think it has to involve the two Coopers meeting and maybe a fight/supernatural battle/vortex in a cup of coffee confrontation to determine who returns to the Black Lodge. Of course I could be completely wrong and it may just involve golden shovels and Jerry in the woods.

[Muon]

Anyone else tumescent with anticipation of the two-hour Twin Peaks-fest on which we're about to engorge ourselves?

Any theories about how it might all turn out? I myself am happily clueless (and of course tumescent).

Yes. Can't wait. I hope to get up early on Monday morning to watch the finale before going to work.

As to how it will end, I think it has to involve the two Coopers meeting and maybe a fight/supernatural battle/vortex in a cup of coffee confrontation to determine who returns to the Black Lodge. Of course I could be completely wrong and it may just involve golden shovels and Jerry in the woods.

It could be anything, couldn't it? Pretty much nothing has transpired as I expected it to in this season, and that's been refreshing. My only thing is, I hope it's not a downer. I don't think I could handle another scene of Coop headbutting a mirror and laughing as the credits roll.

[Jimmy Baker's Assistant]

I can't predict a thing. Which is great!

[JOE SOAP]

I hope it's not a downer. I don't think I could handle another scene of Coop headbutting a mirror and laughing as the credits roll.

The reason for the season is the retrieval of Dale Cooper and possibly Laura Palmer  – to save the town by shovelling it out of the shit – so I think it'll be more an ending of Blue Velvet style closure featuring Julee Cruise singing at the Roadhouse.

[Muon]

I hope it's not a downer. I don't think I could handle another scene of Coop headbutting a mirror and laughing as the credits roll.

The reason for the season is the retrieval of Dale Cooper and possibly Laura Palmer  – to save the town by shovelling it out of the shit – so I think it'll be more an ending of Blue Velvet style closure featuring Julee Cruise singing at the Roadhouse.

Really hope you're right! That would be my preferred ending. I want redemption for both Cool and Laura for all the shite they've been through.

I can't help worrying that Coop might be killed off, though. Like maybe he'll sacrifice himself so Laura can live again or something like that.

[JOE SOAP]

I can't help worrying that Coop might be killed off, though. Like maybe he'll sacrifice himself so Laura can live again or something like that.

Really doubt it. Lynch/Frost tend not to write things that way.

[JOE SOAP]

Looks like The Sopranos and The Prisoner have both been beaten by Twin Peaks for most contentious series ending.

[Link Prime]

Looks like The Sopranos and The Prisoner have both been beaten by Twin Peaks for most contentious series ending.

I've a day's work to get through first, but have prepared myself for the following final 15 minutes:

- Gordon Cole talks to a huge telephone.
- Coop and Evil Coop are annihilated, leaving a new 'Dougie' Tulpa to continue the shenanigans.
- Cut to The Roadhouse where four random millennials have a 9 minute conversation about non-plot points.
- We're played out with a rousing rendition of "F*ck You" (lyrics by David Lynch / performed by Sheryl Lee).

[JOE SOAP]

It's the hour after those 'final 15 minutes' you need to prepare for.