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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #225 on: 10 March, 2018, 12:34:48 pm »
Why do all wedding dresses come in white?

Because that's the color all new major appliances come in.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #226 on: 10 March, 2018, 08:59:05 pm »
What do you call a bird of prey that lives in your kitchen?

A Tea Towl.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #227 on: 11 March, 2018, 12:39:18 pm »
Without doubt my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #228 on: 11 March, 2018, 01:31:58 pm »
That's a face palmer , that is!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #229 on: 12 March, 2018, 12:24:57 am »
Without doubt my favourite Robin Williams movie is Mrs Fire.

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“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #230 on: 12 March, 2018, 06:36:30 am »

What a beautiful day for putting on a fez, running into a funeral home and shouting, "Just like that!"

R.I.P. Ken.


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #231 on: 12 March, 2018, 04:00:14 pm »

What a beautiful day for putting on a fez, running into a funeral home and shouting, "Just like that!"

R.I.P. Ken.

I thought that was Tommy Cooper?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #232 on: 12 March, 2018, 04:39:29 pm »
Did he ?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #233 on: 12 March, 2018, 06:00:05 pm »

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #234 on: 12 March, 2018, 09:38:01 pm »
It's what he would've wanted.


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #235 on: 13 March, 2018, 03:36:14 pm »
I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law in 18 years.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #236 on: 13 March, 2018, 04:03:04 pm »
What a beautiful day for sticking a cucumber through the Vicar's letterbox and shouting, "the Martians are coming!"


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #237 on: 21 March, 2018, 05:29:09 pm »
A blind man walks into a pub.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #238 on: 24 March, 2018, 11:32:36 pm »
I just found out they aren't making yardsticks any longer.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #239 on: 26 March, 2018, 04:14:32 am »
I was recently asked to take part in an instructional video for a group of dolphins, demonstrating how to get rid of the pesky seals which had invaded their island.

They told me that my cull will be recorded for training porpoises.