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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #360 on: 31 July, 2019, 01:13:33 PM »
I was in the chemist buying some condoms....
Cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #361 on: 31 July, 2019, 10:48:48 PM »
There was a fire at a circus - it was in tents.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #362 on: 01 August, 2019, 08:48:18 PM »
I was in the chemist buying some condoms....
Cashier: "Do you need a bag?"
Me: "Nah, she ain't that ugly."

how about a beer?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #363 on: 22 August, 2019, 02:23:07 PM »
What do you get when you cross a Gladiator with a plant that grows in the desert?

Spartacactus.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #364 on: 23 August, 2019, 12:55:35 PM »
To the fecker that stole my trainers and Hi-Viz jacket - you can run but you can't hide.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #366 on: 23 August, 2019, 07:00:50 PM »
I like some of his older ones:

"I wasn't close to my dad when he died ... just as well since he stood on a land mine."

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #367 on: 31 August, 2019, 10:54:41 PM »
I ran into an old friend the other day. The doctor said, he'll be fine in a few days.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #368 on: 04 September, 2019, 03:02:09 PM »
How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #369 on: 04 September, 2019, 04:23:41 PM »

Aldrin(k) to that!

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« Reply #370 on: 18 October, 2019, 05:37:17 PM »
A colleague of mine shared an interesting piece of news with us today:  Accordion to researchers in London, 9 out of 10 adults can't spot a musical instrument in a sentence.

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« Reply #371 on: 18 October, 2019, 06:04:22 PM »

Guitar toff town, really!?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #372 on: 18 October, 2019, 06:50:39 PM »
Should be drummed out of town for that one!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #373 on: 18 October, 2019, 07:11:45 PM »

I'd say string 'em up, but violins is never the answer.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #374 on: 18 October, 2019, 09:29:04 PM »
Did I tell you I used to play triangle in a reggae band? I just used to stand at the back an' ting.