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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #345 on: 16 July, 2019, 10:21:33 AM »
And I thought that I was on a roll.

You'll come up with some more - just use your loaf!

I do have a fondness for using Floury language.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #346 on: 16 July, 2019, 11:48:47 AM »
And I thought that I was on a roll.

You'll come up with some more - just use your loaf!

I do have a fondness for using Floury language.

Are you taking the rise?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #347 on: 16 July, 2019, 08:22:53 PM »
Let's be fair, that's the yeast of our problems here ...

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #348 on: 16 July, 2019, 08:32:10 PM »

This is getting a bit stale.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #349 on: 16 July, 2019, 08:48:16 PM »

This is getting a bit stale.

You've just got a crusty attitude.  Hopefully a few ideas will have been seeded.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #350 on: 16 July, 2019, 08:52:17 PM »
No need to get a cob on...
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #351 on: 16 July, 2019, 08:52:44 PM »
At ease Soldiers.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #352 on: 16 July, 2019, 10:28:20 PM »
this is getting barmy

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #353 on: 16 July, 2019, 10:52:13 PM »
There's the crumb of a good idea in these posts, but if we don't get some jokes soon then this thread is toast.
Lock up your spoons!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #354 on: 17 July, 2019, 10:08:26 AM »
As Homer Simpson would say: "Dough!"

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #355 on: 18 July, 2019, 08:38:27 AM »
Archeologists have discovered a new tomb in Egypt. There's a mummy that's been covered in chocolate and wrapped in gold foil.
Pharoah Rocher.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #356 on: 24 July, 2019, 07:57:57 PM »
Boris Johnson is elected Prime Minister.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #357 on: 24 July, 2019, 07:59:59 PM »
that one's not funny  :(

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #358 on: 25 July, 2019, 12:38:41 AM »
Boris Johnson is elected Prime Minister.
Too soon.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #359 on: 25 July, 2019, 12:56:05 AM »
I couldn't help but think of the following scene...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPs5TAO8Hj4