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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #390 on: 17 August, 2020, 10:13:23 PM »
 :D :lol:

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #391 on: 02 September, 2020, 03:48:07 PM »
1st astronaut: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
2nd astronaut: "In space, no-one can. Here - use cream"

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #392 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:07:26 PM »
Oh dairy dairy me.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #393 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:31:53 PM »
1st astronaut: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
2nd astronaut: "In space, no-one can. Here - use cream"

Aaaaand now I’m contractually obliged to hunt you down and kill you.
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #394 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:32:20 PM »
Oh dairy dairy me.

There’s space on this list, you know…
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #395 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:38:30 PM »
I know, I know. I read it and just had to share the pain  :lol:

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #396 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:39:33 PM »
Gold!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #397 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:53:22 PM »

Shouldn't that be gold top?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #398 on: 03 September, 2020, 09:10:27 AM »
1st astronaut: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
2nd astronaut: "In space, no-one can. Here - use cream"

Aaaaand now I’m contractually obliged to hunt you down and kill you.

Nuke him from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #399 on: 03 September, 2020, 12:31:38 PM »
1st astronaut: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
2nd astronaut: "In space, no-one can. Here - use cream"


Outstanding and Bravo, sir!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #400 on: 03 September, 2020, 01:06:37 PM »
1st astronaut: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"
2nd astronaut: "In space, no-one can. Here - use cream"


Outstanding and Bravo, sir!

Duly sent on to 2 WhatsApp groups (though I've replaced the astronauts with Ellen Ripley and an alien).
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #401 on: 16 October, 2020, 06:26:20 AM »
Youngest daughter just got up, asked to have a shower as she had a knot in her hair.

I said to her "no there's not ..."

"Dad, it's too early for Dad jokes!"

Well, that's me told (or not ...)