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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #180 on: 27 September, 2017, 01:18:30 PM »
People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian.But nobody's laughing now.

Bob Monkhouse - a comic artist in his youth.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #181 on: 27 September, 2017, 01:23:12 PM »
I shouldnt have eaten all that seafood.Im feeling a little eel now.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #182 on: 27 September, 2017, 02:41:40 PM »
I shouldnt have eaten all that seafood.Im feeling a little eel now.
Sushi shame. That'll teach you to shell out on the good stuff and share instead of being so shellfish. I'll get me roach...
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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #183 on: 27 September, 2017, 03:33:13 PM »
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.She looked surprised.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #184 on: 06 October, 2017, 03:50:27 PM »
Urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is always just a whim away.A whim away.A whim away.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #185 on: 06 October, 2017, 09:01:13 PM »
They say invisible ink's making a comeback but I can't see it.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #186 on: 06 October, 2017, 09:30:18 PM »
I've decided to join Stockholm Syndrome club.
I'm told I'll grow to love it.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #187 on: 07 October, 2017, 06:06:02 AM »
Why are junkies stealing comic books?
They heard they contain strong heroines.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #188 on: 07 October, 2017, 07:23:15 PM »
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person?

None

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #189 on: 14 October, 2017, 08:27:46 PM »
3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

Don't try to tell me that's just a coincidence
You may quote me on that.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #190 on: 14 October, 2017, 08:41:38 PM »
Democracy is a system where two idiots outvote one smart person.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #191 on: 03 November, 2017, 06:28:06 PM »
How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him the natural food of asylum seekers is paedophiles.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #192 on: 03 November, 2017, 06:32:26 PM »
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one,they are efficent and not very funny.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #193 on: 03 November, 2017, 07:21:08 PM »
Poor old Theresa May. As a child she was somebody else's imaginary friend.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #194 on: 03 November, 2017, 07:45:39 PM »
The fact there is highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about the expected traffic.