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Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« on: 24 December, 2015, 06:02:39 pm »
I just got a Christmas kiss on both cheeks*.
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I just got a Christmas kiss on both cheeks from an Italian.
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I just got a Christmas kiss on both cheeks from an Italian man.
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Does this mean I'm turning European?
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*Face cheeks, you wicked lot.

Grugz

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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #1 on: 24 December, 2015, 06:33:53 pm »
nope,just gay... ;)
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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #2 on: 24 December, 2015, 06:40:32 pm »
Straight, bi or gay is old hat, it's all about the pan-sexual*  now.

Y'know, a kiss on the cheek may be quite continental, but tactical thermonuclear weaponry is a guy's best friend.


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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #3 on: 24 December, 2015, 06:45:40 pm »
Welcome to the bi club, we have T-shirts.

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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #4 on: 24 December, 2015, 07:13:55 pm »
We're into realms the fish can't advise on at all now.  I have no idea how all this stuff works.

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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #5 on: 24 December, 2015, 07:18:31 pm »

Does this mean I'm turning European?


Or turning Japanese, at least I think so.

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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #6 on: 24 December, 2015, 07:30:17 pm »

Y'know, a kiss on the cheek may be quite continental, but tactical thermonuclear weaponry is a guy's best friend.


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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #7 on: 24 December, 2015, 08:08:28 pm »
Welcome to the bi club, we have T-shirts.
one size fits all?
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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #8 on: 24 December, 2015, 08:40:24 pm »
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”

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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #9 on: 24 December, 2015, 11:04:25 pm »
I used to be gay but I had to give it up after my knees went.
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Thanks guys. I was just taken aback by the fact that a grown man kissed me, twice, and I didn't feel the urge to punch him in the face. I didn't feel the urge to kiss him back, either.
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Great. Now I have something else to worry about :(

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Re: Life is Sorta'... Er, I'm Not Actually Sure...
« Reply #10 on: 25 December, 2015, 11:01:23 am »
In Holland it's three times!