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JayzusB.Christ

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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #75 on: 26 May, 2020, 10:36:06 AM »
As for me, I found myself working as an extra last night for a revamped Mad Max. Was saddened to see that the new actor was some young type with Sideshow Bob hair, a tennis headband and Thai fisherman trousers, and he sneered at my attempts at the Australian accent I attempted during filming.

All in all, I had a better experience in the non-dream world as an extra in a post-apocalyptic show (Into the Badlands, which I've never seen but cast me as a badass with face paint, red-streaked hair, armour and a sword).
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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #76 on: 26 May, 2020, 03:46:59 PM »
We should start our own dream comic, Jayzus, a sort of Leinster version of Rare Bit Fiends - Coddle Creatures, maybe!  Although obviously you'll have to do all the art. And probably all the writing.  I'll "edit" - we all know that's where the real magic happens.
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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #77 on: 26 May, 2020, 06:20:18 PM »
We should start our own dream comic, Jayzus, a sort of Leinster version of Rare Bit Fiends - Coddle Creatures, maybe!  Although obviously you'll have to do all the art. And probably all the writing.  I'll "edit" - we all know that's where the real magic happens.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is eerily reminiscent of so many requests I used to get at the beginning of my painting career. 'I'm giving you the opportunity to do the art for my new book / cafe / shop / idea for a painting that will DEFINITELY be in the National Gallery (yes, really)'.

Money was never mentioned, as, of course, I would soon be buoyed aloft by the inevitable fame and fortune of the benefactor in question. I agreed to ask of them back then, of course, then procrastinated till the idea was thankfully forgotten.

Tl;dr: Yeah, I'm in.
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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #78 on: 21 June, 2020, 07:14:05 PM »
This morning I dreamt I was watching an advertisement from the 1980s for an expensive afftershave named after a character from a popular British soap opera of the time. The actor who played the part appeared within the advert, being fawned over by a sophisticated 1980s lady. I've now recreated the last frame of the dream advert pretty accurately. It looked like this...



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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #79 on: 21 June, 2020, 08:51:15 PM »
Wetting myself laughing here!   :lol:

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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #80 on: 21 June, 2020, 09:47:21 PM »
I think I may have just literally pissed myself. Oh dear. And one day before my 50th too. That's not good.

Someone needs to make some of that.

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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #81 on: 21 June, 2020, 11:23:38 PM »
I think I may have just literally pissed myself. Oh dear. And one day before my 50th too. That's not good.

Someone needs to make some of that.

SBT

Quick, reach for a slug  :lol:

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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #82 on: 22 June, 2020, 12:04:30 AM »
I think I may have just literally pissed myself. Oh dear. And one day before my 50th too. That's not good.

Someone needs to make some of that.

SBT

Quick, reach for a slug  :lol:

You accidentally wipe your arse with a slug ONE TIME...

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Re: The Dream Warriors
« Reply #83 on: 22 June, 2020, 12:38:27 AM »
This morning I dreamt I was watching an advertisement from the 1980s for an expensive afftershave named after a character from a popular British soap opera of the time. The actor who played the part appeared within the advert, being fawned over by a sophisticated 1980s lady. I've now recreated the last frame of the dream advert pretty accurately. It looked like this...




Close the thread, mods. Nobody will ever top this.
« Last Edit: 22 June, 2020, 12:40:10 AM by JayzusB.Christ »
“Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest”