Dirty Little Secrets

[The Enigmatic Dr X]

I'm sorry, I just can't live with myself any longer. Not with the silence, not with the guilt.

I love a bit of girly pop: Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" and "Friday Night" are awesome. Britney's "Womanize" and "Toxic" are pretty damn good too.

And I put tartare sauce on steaks.

And, deep down, I think the best thing about having boys is that you can fart and blame them. ("Fart-blanche," I call it). I do that, then give them into trouble in front of their mum when they protest.

[Mardroid]

I got really worried at the start of that message... (oh no! Someone contemplating suicide, and etc) then you made me chuckle. Bad man.

I'll admit I kinda like some cheesy music too, partly because it's cheesy, if that makes sense... I think it's partly due to the artists not really taking themselves seriously, although if they do take themselves seriously, that can have some comedy appeal.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

 

I applaud your bravery sir.

I however cannot make my confession.

Not here.

Not ever.