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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #255 on: 09 July, 2018, 08:57:35 pm »
Contrary to popular belief,we have summer in the UK.Its the best day of the year.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #256 on: 10 July, 2018, 09:18:50 am »
Contrary to popular belief,we have summer in the UK.Its the best day of the year.

Maybe by the Heatwave Deniers!?  :|

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #257 on: 10 July, 2018, 04:51:30 pm »
Fake Forecast!!!!!!

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #258 on: 10 July, 2018, 05:13:38 pm »

I just found out that cock-fighting is done with cockerels. That's thirteen months of training for nothing.


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #259 on: 10 July, 2018, 06:13:19 pm »
Was that in the Bantamweight category?

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #260 on: 10 July, 2018, 06:30:42 pm »

Fly :(


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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #261 on: 14 July, 2018, 04:30:50 pm »
t’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.
thanks, Disney, you fascism-embracing dick knockers.

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« Reply #262 on: 14 July, 2018, 07:50:11 pm »
There are two goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'
thanks, Disney, you fascism-embracing dick knockers.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #263 on: 15 July, 2018, 08:11:22 am »
t’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.

Gah!  How slow am I?  Took me three reads to get it.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #264 on: 16 July, 2018, 01:30:35 pm »
t’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.

Gah!  How slow am I?  Took me three reads to get it.

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Maybe I’m just thick, but I don’t get it.

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Re: Squaxx Telling Jokes
« Reply #265 on: 16 July, 2018, 07:57:11 pm »
t’s not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.

Gah!  How slow am I?  Took me three reads to get it.

<facepalm> :crazy:

Maybe I’m just thick, but I don’t get it.

Meeting expenses usually means managing to pay expenses.

Meeting people means to make the acquaintance of people (through friends, in pubs, clubs, down the supermarket, etc).

In this instance, meeting expenses is making the acquaintance of more expenses, rather than managing to pay off the ones already accrued...