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Author Topic: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog  (Read 11481 times)

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #165 on: 17 November, 2018, 05:19:38 pm »

Good news: so he ended up nuking himself.


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #166 on: 19 November, 2018, 07:57:27 am »

I very nearly enjoyed that and it's made no difference to the scores.

Now for a game of The Last Thing I Remember in which participants recall the last thing they remember before waking up in med-bay. For example, saying, "yes, Nicolai, I'd love to go out for a quiet drink with you."


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #167 on: 19 November, 2018, 01:08:01 pm »
"It's okay Lob honey, since Brexit us high-powered models are perfectly legal".

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #168 on: 19 November, 2018, 04:57:19 pm »
'Drive the tank over those bars of soap, Comrade.'
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #169 on: 19 November, 2018, 04:59:56 pm »

...telling Tharg where he was going wrong.


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #170 on: 19 November, 2018, 05:15:42 pm »
...asking pat Mills to explain his philosophy ... wait, how long was I in that coma?

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #171 on: 19 November, 2018, 06:02:29 pm »
'All judges strip to the waist and get digging that tunnel.'
'...I said ALL judges.'
(Thinks: 'JESUS, IT'S WORKED!')
(Faints due to sudden redirection of blood flow.)
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #172 on: 19 November, 2018, 07:14:23 pm »

'What it was, Doctor, was I'd just got out the bath and the floor was slippy. My Karl Urban doll was on display on a low shelf and  ...  Sorry? Oh yes, that's spelt jee-oh-aye ...'





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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #173 on: 20 November, 2018, 03:08:12 pm »

"Hello Mr Urban. To be honest, I preferred Stallone's version."


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #174 on: 20 November, 2018, 03:11:32 pm »
"Gene old man, you're getting quite aggressive, I think it's time we got you fixed".

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #175 on: 20 November, 2018, 03:16:49 pm »
Wulf, where would you this happy stick?... yes Doctor that is a cucumber  :-[
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #176 on: 26 November, 2018, 09:03:08 pm »

"Ah, Judge Dredd. Is that a daystick or are just pleased to..."


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #177 on: 26 November, 2018, 10:12:01 pm »
Atomic. Bacterial. Chemical?  More like Arseholes. Bi...
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #178 on: 07 December, 2018, 08:16:35 pm »

It's always good to finish games on a high, but we can't wait that long so it's time to move on.

How about a game of Starship Crew's Media Club? Films, songs and books likely to be of interest to the crews of spaceships, like:

A Nightmare on Helm Street
Warp of the Worlds
Warbird on a Wire
The Lightyear of Living Dangerously
A Battlestar is Born

And so on.


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #179 on: 07 December, 2018, 08:54:01 pm »

The Unbearable Lightness Of Boing

Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Meltdown Man

The Satanic Verdus