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Author Topic: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog  (Read 1510 times)

Rackle

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #45 on: 02 July, 2018, 11:16:39 pm »
Nemesister Act
Attack of the Block
It's a Bug (Ugly)'s Life
The Hand that Rocked the Cradlegrave
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #46 on: 02 July, 2018, 11:51:24 pm »
  • We Need to Torque About Kevin O'Neill
  • I'm guessing somebody nabbed Dreddpool already, so I'll go for Dreddpool 2
  • The Terminator
  • The ABC Warriors of Death
  • Harry 20 and the Philosopher's Stone
  • School of Harry 20 on the High Rock
  • The Dredd Shoes
  • School of Drokk
  • The Grudfather
  • The Krool Sea
  • The Kano Mutiny
  • Drokkula
  • The Knucker... and How to Get It
  • Monty Python's Life of Brian Bolland
  • The Long Good Fr1day
  • Bad Company of Wolves
  • Star Evelyn Waughs

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #47 on: 03 July, 2018, 12:03:25 am »
  • John Howard's End
  • The Phantom of the Shoppera
  • Marlon Shakespeare in Love

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #48 on: 03 July, 2018, 12:03:58 am »
Flesh Gordon
You may quote me on that.

Rackle

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #49 on: 03 July, 2018, 12:06:14 am »
Look Who's Torquemada
Strontium Dog Soldiers
The (Iso)Cube
The Color Perp-le
Mutie on the Bounty
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #50 on: 03 July, 2018, 01:09:56 am »
The Simping Detective...oh, wait...

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #51 on: 03 July, 2018, 02:22:05 am »
  • Perp-le Rain

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #52 on: 03 July, 2018, 07:23:55 am »
Thank Grud that's over. Some of those entries made me feel quite ill, so it seems appropriate to follow it up with a game of Prog Nosis, where contestants describe injuries, illnesses and diseases peculiar to 2000AD readers.

Maladies may include such distressing conditions as:
Twooth decay - storing your progs in a damp cellar
Twooth cavity - a gap in your collection
Samnesia - forgetting all about Slade
Nemecysts - boils on your warlocks
and Tyrannosores - blisters caused by reading Flesh too quickly

Points will be awarded for something or other and the winner will receive this must-have addition to every Squaxx's first aid kit, a 2 litre cask of Judge Palomine Lotion.

Simple as that, so - get on with it, you sick drokkers...


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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #53 on: 03 July, 2018, 09:03:58 am »
The Screaming Abnett-Dabs - compulsion to pun

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #54 on: 03 July, 2018, 11:20:00 am »
Mandroid Flu - so much worse than regular 'flu. If you're a machine to start with
Skizzophrenia - when you see a weird Spielberg version of yourself and conclude multiple personality disorder

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #55 on: 03 July, 2018, 12:39:44 pm »
Kleptomania - stealing characters from other comics
Thargrophobia - can't leave home without wearing a mask

sheridan

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #56 on: 03 July, 2018, 01:14:39 pm »
Aggrophobia - fear or hatred of going to the Aggro Dome

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #57 on: 03 July, 2018, 01:24:05 pm »
Fargophobia - Hatred of boring stories determined to fill every conceivable remaining detail of a world which has gone unexplained for forty years.
We never really die.

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #58 on: 03 July, 2018, 02:46:59 pm »
Deep vein Zombosis.

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #59 on: 03 July, 2018, 02:57:55 pm »
haemordroids - painful anal condition from spending too long sitting at a drawing board