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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #195 on: 13 December, 2018, 01:40:35 am »
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #196 on: 13 December, 2018, 07:21:32 pm »
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #197 on: 20 December, 2018, 04:41:24 pm »

Outstanding.

We could go on but, unfortunately, Samantha will be unable to help me get the posters' points up for the rest of the year because she's meeting with a film producer who's holding a part for her. He says he expects her to make it big.

And so, as the psychologically challenged actor of 2018 steps into the end of year lobby of Scientology and the Wallet of Fools is prised open by the Spirit of Hubbards Past, we'll end the year with a game of Mornington Crescent.

To make it interesting (because nothing's worked so far), we'll be playing Sheldon's Geekorama Variation with the 2000AD Expansion Pack, so anything is possible except for the impossible and stargates, wormholes and transdimensional warps are wild unless a player is in nid, in which case avoiding crossovers becomes academic and back-tracking will only work on alternate diagonals.

As it's the end of the year, there will be a prize - it's this limited edition luxury leather bound cow.

Right then, I'll resurrect this thread next year, despite popular demand, so - off you go...

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #198 on: 21 December, 2018, 04:38:04 am »
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #199 on: 24 December, 2018, 07:45:07 pm »

Perdido Street.

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« Reply #200 on: 08 January, 2019, 03:00:32 pm »
Well that went well...

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #201 on: 11 November, 2019, 01:36:07 pm »

Mornington Crestfallen.

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #202 on: 11 November, 2019, 01:36:23 pm »
Hello and welcome to the latest resurrection of I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog, the thread that does for this forum what the original Rico Dredd did for the hula-hoop.

As we approach the end of the prologue for the run up to the run up to Christmas 2021, I thought it might be an idea to demonstrate the Festive Spirit by presenting a huge turkey that seems to last forever.

Let's start with a round of Grotty Grotto - the Christmas presents you asked for and the disappointing substitutes you actually got. For example:

I asked for "The Beatles Anthology" but got "The I-Spy Book of Insects."
I asked for a Land Raider but got a wheelbarrow full of weedkiller.
I asked for a Millennium Falcon but got an ageing budgie.
I asked for a Judge's Helmet but got John Deed's foreskin.

You can do better, surely...

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #203 on: 11 November, 2019, 05:38:49 pm »
I wanted a Christmas gobble and all I got was a turkey sandwich....
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #204 on: 11 November, 2019, 08:17:00 pm »
I wanted a Bio-Chip and all I got was an organic potato.



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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #205 on: 11 November, 2019, 09:17:46 pm »

I asked for Brainbiter and got a cerebral parasite.

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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #206 on: 12 November, 2019, 03:57:01 am »
I asked for a night stick and got ... nah, better not.
I asked for a Judge's helmet and got ... uh, can't really say that.
I asked for a Soulsucker and got ... erm ...
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Re: I'm Sorry, I Haven't a Prog
« Reply #207 on: 12 November, 2019, 06:07:26 am »

I asked for a graphic novel and got a sketch of a belly button.

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