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Richard

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Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« on: 03 December, 2018, 09:13:19 am »
I'll start:

DREDD: You're under arrest, flyboy!

PERP'S WIFE: What for?

DREDD: Whaddaya mean what for? For turning into a fly!

WIFE: Is that illegal?

DREDD: ... You know, you've got me there.

"I'm Manny, Me Fly" prog 660.

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #1 on: 03 December, 2018, 09:31:51 am »
2000AD?

'Gaze into the fist of Dredd!'
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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #2 on: 03 December, 2018, 09:41:03 am »
Yer breeks is mince.

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Mind ma batter, ya fud!
We never really die.

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #3 on: 03 December, 2018, 01:04:21 pm »
"Grelly vood! A krollen nish!"

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #4 on: 03 December, 2018, 01:12:54 pm »
That entire page with Dredd, Walter, and Mrs Gunderson, talking about problems with cultists, and Mrs Gunderson mishearing as usual.  Puerile, but brilliant. Always makes me laugh out loud.

Can anyone link to the page I'm on about?

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #5 on: 03 December, 2018, 02:01:32 pm »
Sinister Dexter: Get me the Clone arranger, and pronto!

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #6 on: 03 December, 2018, 02:03:03 pm »
"Choice of weapon?"
"Napalm blister blaster."
"Permitted additional weapon?"
"Bigger napalm blister blaster".

Close runner up:
"Jings!  Batman screechin' like a cat in a mincer!  Ma lugs, oh ma lugs! "
"Put der sock in it, Batman!"

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #7 on: 03 December, 2018, 02:24:52 pm »
"All gods of all races created light out of darkness. I take the opposite route, De Racine. Now you have light... now there is darkness."

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #8 on: 03 December, 2018, 02:30:19 pm »



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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #9 on: 03 December, 2018, 02:51:30 pm »
That whole bit in Destiny's Angels where they think Maria is Dredd's wife.  :lol:

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #10 on: 03 December, 2018, 03:03:06 pm »
CIT:       It - It's immoral, it's monstrous!
DREDD: It's the law!

(engage pedant mode) - we've had a previous thread for one-liners, but 'dialogue' suggests an exchange between two speakers, disqualifying several entries do far (disengage pedant mode)

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #11 on: 03 December, 2018, 03:03:43 pm »
"Who the Hell is gonna mess with us?"

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #12 on: 03 December, 2018, 03:15:16 pm »
(engage pedant mode) - we've had a previous thread for one-liners, but 'dialogue' suggests an exchange between two speakers, disqualifying several entries do far (disengage pedant mode)

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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #13 on: 03 December, 2018, 04:37:47 pm »
That entire page with Dredd, Walter, and Mrs Gunderson, talking about problems with cultists, and Mrs Gunderson mishearing as usual.  Puerile, but brilliant. Always makes me laugh out loud.

Can anyone link to the page I'm on about?

This one! Al Ewing and Henry Flint!





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Re: Favourite dialogue in 2000AD
« Reply #14 on: 03 December, 2018, 04:42:45 pm »
Souster: 'That's Blyton Fly-by's gone'

Dredd: 'Drokk! Its Souster!'

Souster: For Justice! For Freedom! For Megacity One!

Judge on Pedway: You gotta hand it to Souster he sure knows how to go!

Voice off: 'He's done enough, DAN TANNA JUNCTION IS ON ITS WAY!'
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!