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Title: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Proudhuff on 18 September, 2008, 06:53:05 PM
I'm sure it's just me but ...when some driods draw the red bands on the rear wheel cover of the Lawmaster, it always looks to me like a BIG pair of Y-fronts have been stretched over the back wheel !!!

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Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Dandontdare on 18 September, 2008, 07:09:23 PM
It's not just you, I noticed this too! I think it's a Cliff Robinson thing mainly, but I may be wrong.

Also, there's a Madonna-stylee pointy tit on the front - I seem to remember this is a Cyclops Laser or somesuch, but I don't recall dredd EVER firing it - why would you when you've got twin bike cannon?
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: JOE SOAP on 18 September, 2008, 10:21:32 PM
It's the Assmaster.
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Funt Solo on 23 September, 2008, 07:05:48 PM
I was just thinking about the cyclops laser when I was reading the Ratfink story in the Meg, because it seems like an absolute age since I've seen it used.

There was this:

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Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: The Enigmatic Dr X on 23 September, 2008, 08:44:47 PM
I have to say I'd like a bit of old school action too.

Where's the cling nets, the stumm gas, the riot foam, incendiary, hi-ex, armour piercing, stub guns and whatever the rifle in the Lawmaster's holster was called?

I wrote to Tharg about this, but he rejected my letter. The swine.
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Pete Wells on 23 September, 2008, 08:56:51 PM
Last I remember, Dredd used the cyclops laser to knack a Mk1 Mechanismo robot, it was great!
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: TordelBack on 23 September, 2008, 10:46:49 PM
QuoteWhere's the cling nets, the stumm gas, the riot foam, incendiary, hi-ex, armour piercing, stub guns and whatever the rifle in the Lawmaster's holster was called?

It was the Lawrod, which I think turned into the Riot Gun, subsequently replaced by the Ennis-created Widowmaker.

Dredd's been working through his ammo a bit lately, with the Incendiary showing up in both Ratfink and Mutie Block.  Hi-Ex also featured heavily in the latter.

We're also forgetting the Long Gun sniper rifle, carried disassembled in the back pannier of the Ron Smith Lawmaster.
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Proudhuff on 23 September, 2008, 10:53:40 PM
Quote from: "The Enigmatic Dr X"I have to say I'd like a bit of old school action too.

He used up just about everything in the Mk II just last week, I wrote to thargy wanting more boot knives if it didn't encourage knife crime that is!
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: fireandforget on 10 October, 2008, 09:41:01 AM
Pzzooo!!
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Dandontdare on 10 October, 2008, 07:38:04 PM
This IS the noise lasers make. Honest.
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Trout on 11 October, 2008, 12:20:29 AM
I'd love to have a stub gun. Think of the fun you could have on motorway flyovers...

(DEFINITELY DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME, KIDS, WITH ANY FORM OF FIREARM!)

- Trout
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: opaque on 11 October, 2008, 10:50:19 AM
Surely they must have perfected stub guns by now?
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Proudhuff on 11 October, 2008, 10:54:41 AM
Dan Tanna Junction, my favourite MC moment, now that should be on a tshirt!
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Jared Katooie on 14 October, 2008, 11:12:16 PM
Quote(DEFINITELY DO NOT TRY THAT AT HOME, KIDS, WITH ANY FORM OF FIREARM!)

Well obviously. No conventional firearm could achieve the desired cutting effect!
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: W. R. Logan on 14 October, 2008, 11:54:04 PM
Quote from: "Proudhuff"Dan Tanna Junction, my favourite MC moment, now that should be on a tshirt!

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Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Proudhuff on 15 October, 2008, 12:29:54 PM
Logan your my hero! :P
Title: Re: Lawmaster = Big pants?
Post by: Dandontdare on 15 October, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
I always remember the judge's name because someone with the same name wrote to Tharg - I wonder if Mr Souster keeps up with 2000ad? - maybe he looks at this board - maybe he's one of YOU guys! Fess up!