Life's so drokking fantastic because (the rebirth)

[JayzusB.Christ]

Cheers, lad. Not much fun, but I still carried on the journey and enjoyed it anyway.  Eventually ended up at a Buddhist temple where an old woman with a stream of blood coming out of her mouth wouldn't let us out without collecting the rubbish floating round the river's edge.  It's fucking insane here, it really is

[Tiplodocus]

Twelve years married.

She's bound to figure me out sooner or later.

[Trout]

Twelve years married.

She's bound to figure me out sooner or later.

Congratulations! But be warned: she may regain consciousness at some point.

[TordelBack]

Congrats Tips, commiserations Mrs. Tips! 

The 4th anniversary of my own successful parasitic attachment to an unwitting host is coming up next week, but we did have a 19 year 'courtship' and a kid or so prior to that, so I figure if she was going to work out what had gone so terribly wrong with her life she'd have done it by now... wouldn't she? 

[shaolin_monkey]

In other news, SOMEBODY SAVED MY FUCKING LIFE TODAY.  I was indulging in my new pastime of floating (not swimming) down the river Kwai, this time with a couple of fellow travellers, when my toe got stuck on a fishhook that was attached to the river bed.  Had I been on my own, like I was during the last couple of floats, I would have died by drowning, absolutely no doubt about it.  Fortunately my now-good-friend John Ryan managed to keep me afloat while I dug the pointy little bastard out - which was excruciatingly painful, but infinitely better than a watery grave thousands of miles from home.

Holy Grud, I hope you got it disinfected! Sounds like a wire brush and TCP job.

[TordelBack]

I was indulging in my new pastime of floating (not swimming) down the river Kwai, this time with a couple of fellow travellers, when my toe got stuck on a fishhook that was attached to the river bed.  Had I been on my own, like I was during the last couple of floats, I would have died by drowning, absolutely no doubt about it.

Jaysus Jayzus!    "Eeny meeny miney mo, Catch a Paddy by the toe..."

[SmallBlueThing]

Bloody hell, jb.c- that's... well, i dont know what that is, but im glad youre here to tell us. And that your ears are clean, obviously.

Fer fucks sakes buy some shoes to float in!

And congrats to all those celebrating anniversaries- never have so many 'nerds' in one place proven to be the exception to the rule. We are arsom.

SBT

[Emperor]

Fer fucks sakes buy some shoes to float in!

And never swim alone.

Or for the record pissed and/or in shark-infested water (as I know from a failed attempt to swim to Libya).

[TordelBack]

...as I know from a failed attempt to swim to Libya.

Now I know the political sitiation in the UK has become somewhat unwholesome lately, but that does seem like an extreme reaction.

[Something Fishy]

Twelve years married.

She's bound to figure me out sooner or later.

Congrats.

[JayzusB.Christ]

Fer fucks sakes buy some shoes to float in!

And never swim alone.

Or for the record pissed and/or in shark-infested water (as I know from a failed attempt to swim to Libya).

Thanks, Emperor, I won't be doing it again, that's for sure.  Congrats to Tips and TB, never did the whole settling down thing myself but I have a little bit of envy for those who have.

[Spikes]

...Mick McMahon is doing commissions.
http://tuggingyourcoat.com/

[Roger Godpleton]

Terry Malick's new film is going to be even more oblique than Tree of Life, plus it will have sex in it.

LET'S DDDOOOOOO THHHHIIIIISSSSSSSSS.

[CrazyFoxMachine]

Chris Weston drew Kerry King



for Jagermeister -- how amazing are those storyboards?!? http://chrisweston.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/jagermeister-boards.html

[SpetsnaZ99]

I have just bought probably the best pair of Adio trainers from TkMax for 8 friggin quid.....