Best movie line ever

[Bad Andy]

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"

[Matt Timson]

"Two quid?  You can stick it up your arse for nothing and you can f*ck off while you're doing it..."

Still makes me laugh.

[Richmond Clements]

"You gotta be fuckin' kidding."

[Richmond Clements]

On a similar vein:

"The President of what?"

[Satanist]

"I get to live the rest of my life as a shnook"

[Bart Oliver]

"..Of course he's the fucking farmer!"

[Mr C]

Shit! I just shot Marvin!

[gavzilla]

Please help us. We've come on holiday by mistake. We're not from London.

[JamieB]

? Gentlemen, please! No fighting in the War room! - Dr. Strangelove

? What are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language? - Aliens

? We're going to Planet P to get the Big Brain! - Starship Troopers

? Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants - The Seventh Curse

? I am the Clit Commander! - J&SBSB

??I kick arse for the lord! - Braindead

? Snake Plissken? I thought you were dead... - Everyone in Escape from New York

? ...Death-man is dead. - Mystery Men

? We need BIGGER F**KING GUNS! - Split Second

? Hawkmen! D-i-i-i-i-v-v-v-v-e-a-a-h-h-h!!! - Flash Gordon

J-Bo-1

[Mr C]

ALIIIIVE??? GORDON'S ALIIIVE?!!!?

God bless the Blessed Blessed.

[gavzilla]

Get away from her you BITCH!

[Mike Carroll]

Ooh, I love this game! Ten points to anyone who can name the movie THESE quotes appear in:

"Charity work. I gather these for those less fortunate than myself who can't afford pornography."

"It's said that behind every great man there is a great woman, and I'm glad the woman behind me is Lillian; because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade."

"How did the market close? Uh-huh. Well, roll over my amalgamated, split my utilities, and double my capital venture overlays. Now call me in an hour, and tell me what the hell I'm talking about!"

-- Mike

[Matt Timson]

"We've come on holiday by mistake!"

[House of Usher]

"Monty, you terrible **** !!"

[Mr C]

Charlie don't surf!