Well, it was yesterday, really. It was Good Friday, so no drink was available anywhere - but never mind, readers, I was on the absolute piss the previous night. Also stocked up with cans and wine for the next day (sorry about that, Other Jayzus). Anyway, I'm 29 now. One year of my 20's left! And what's more, I've been posting on this board for about TWO AND A BASTARD HALF YEARS!
It was Good Friday, so no drink was available anywhere
Where you from then Jayzus, that there was no drink available?
Sorry, Happy Birthday
Cheers! I'm from Ireland. I think this rule applies in Australia too, strangely enough. I'm not a believer, but I suppose one day without drink a year won't kill us. though I can remember very few of my adult Good Fridays that didn't include some sort of hoarded cans or sneaky bottles bought from Indian restaurants ot what have you.
Happy belated birthday JBC!
Happy Birthday, mister!!
Forgot to mention, it was mine on the 2nd. Im 28 now.
Sorry, dont mean to steal your birthday thunder!!
No worries - the real Jayzus has already done that this year! A belated happy birthday to you too!
HB JBC!
T, MN!
In fact...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERYONE!
No, hang on, it doesn't work like that, does it?
happy bastard birthday! Have a great one! Or rather, I hope you had a great one.
when I was your age 2000 ad didn`t have a message board. I didn`t read 2000ad, so you`re ahead of me on two counts.
getting older is fantastic, especially when you consider the alternative. If you want to get older happily, find some stupid younger people (this gets easier every year) and be glad you`re not like them
yours immaturely,
happy bday Jayzus
Happy day before yesterday, JBC!
Yay! More Aries people.
Happy (belated) Birthday Jayzus and Woolly.
Joolz
Many happy belated returns dudes,hope you have (had) a rocking time!
many happy belated birthdays to you young whippersnappers !
Hiccy Birdy Jayzus.
Did you ever DO that art you were threatening us with?
Bolt-01
Congratulations to birthday people.
- Trout
happy birthday.
2 1/2 years? you say.
any one know if there is way to check the first time you posted? i think its about the same for myself.
"View messages by Devons Daddy"
i'm doing that now
this is Jayzus' first post
Re: best line of dailogue in 2000a... posted by JayzusB.Christ on 7 Jan 03 at 19:25 In reply to [General] Re: best line of dailogue in 2000a... posted by Wils on 7 Jan 03 at 19:13
Not sure why, but I really liked this one from the Apolcalypse War when the tidal wave wrecked the Atlantic Wall:
'Damage Report?'
'Total!'
Happy late B'day dude. Yep for some reason there aint no way to get piss on good Friday in Australia either(only other day is boxing day), but we're all used of it so we just stock up the day befor. I'll hit the 29 in October this year, it is depressing isn't it, still proof that 1975 was a good year.
CU Krestel
Happy birthday ya knob danglin' hoorin' smeltmonger!
'Did you ever DO that art you were threatening us with? '
Oh dear. I was hoping you'd all forgotten about that. It's about a year overdue, isn't it? Truth is, I put it aside to do other things when I realised I was very broke and needed more profitable ways to fill up my time - but I have a page pencilled. I'll show you it if somebody tells me how to make it show up on this site (bearing in mind that my skills on t'internet aren't the best.)
Also, that Apocalypse War quote wasn't my first post by a long shot - I used to go by the name of 'Jayzus B. Christ' (with spaces) for a long time before that. My first post actually was a more shameful act of arse-lickery towards Si Spurrier when he used to do Future Shocks. Anyone who was around back then will believe me if I say it was replied to by a certain Death Monkey.
P.S. Belated thanks to all for your birthday wishes!
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Quote from: JayzusB.Christ on 11 April, 2004, 05:41:25 AM
I'm not a believer, but I suppose one day without drink a year won't kill us.
Speak for yourself, mate, lol! Happy Birthday in advance to ye, Jayzus. Hope it's a good one and cheers!
- Paddy
:o
That's some serious necroposting right there.
Thanks for the birthday wishes though!
P.S. In case anyone's wondering, I never did that art I was threatening you with. I realised after a lot of painful effort that I absolutely, definitely wasn't a comic illustrator. So I became a mural painter instead. :)
Is it not today? Is Facebook lying to me?
Either way, happy birthday!
It is today, man, cheers! I was just shocked at seeing my post from 10 years ago! :)