CAPTION CONTEST.
Go on give us the funniest one liner you can come up with and we'll pick the winner...
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Voting officially commences at midnight on thursday and contiue until competition closing date on sunday at noon. You can still enter til the contest closes but try and get your entries in soon to give people a chance to vote. Pm me your vote with caption - , poster - , and thread page - . only one per person and no voting for yourself of course. I will skim the thread for votes too but you're better pming me. There's no official prize but I will try and get an independant comics personality of some description to judge from a shortlist of the best - so stay tuned on that one. Thankyou all for your levels of involvement and hopefully if all runs smoothly this can become a regular bi-weekly contest to encourage new users to join the forum
Much love and stay classy x x x
DON'T SAY THOSE THINGS ABOUT POLANSKI YOU JERK
Drokk you and your screenplay Scojo!
YOUR NEW ANIMATED FILM DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH CELEBRITIES IN IT. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EMPATHIZE WITH THE TALKING MANATEE IF HE ISN'T VOICED BY CHANNING TATUM?
See? I said the next person to say the helmet was too big was gonna get popped
We are not watching Loose F@*%$£g Women.
Aw, crap! Now look what's happened! That's the last time I buy a novelty bird cage from Poundland!
"Look she'll be okay, you just have to take it slowly. Like th-"
"Stayin' alive, stayin' a... oops"
"I do not look better by Gibson, Bitch!"
Quote from: bluemeanie on 28 February, 2012, 12:31:10 AM
See? I said the next person to say the helmet was too big was gonna get popped
How about....
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8697/dreddhelmet.jpg)
or...
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/3313/dreddcaption2.jpg)
I'M NO LADYBOY, CREEP! ...what do you mean, you misunderstood the caption box?
"How do you like the 3D now, creep?'
'I said ROCK beats PAPER, creep!'
My puns are NOT "Dreddful"!
You've got a little something on your face.
Back o' the net. Get in
AND HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN!
"Stop laughing at me for paying two grand for my outfit!"
"Now hands that do dishes can feel soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid"
FIST BUMP...oh crap!
Flintlockjaws one got to be the winner :lol:
GAZE INTO THE FISH OF... Oh, bollocks, can I do that again?
YOU'RE SUCH A SMELLY POO POO HEAD!!!
"Shakara!"
"You've won!... Made me admit that I love you! What more do you want... To taunt? To gloat? Aw, take that, gate face!"
Quote from: Alski on 28 February, 2012, 01:31:36 PM
GAZE INTO THE FISH OF... Oh, bollocks, can I do that again?
you geek lol just kidding well done ;) x
"Getting vitreous humour on the uniform is an additional 15, creep!"
"HEEHEEHEEHEE, HAAHAAHAAHAA, HOOHOOHO....oh bollocks! I TOLD you not to tickle me..!"
"For the last time: I'm. Not. WAGNER!"
"Call that a helmet? Look how easy it breaks. Wouldn't deflect shit."
"Well you did say you wanted a good, hard fisting."
I thought there would be more fisting comments x
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 February, 2012, 02:27:23 PM
"For the last time: I'm. Not. WAGNER!"
Or perhaps...
"For the last time: I'M NOT SCOJO!"
DREDD SMASH!
"Im not making anymore fist jokes".
"See Anderson? There's nothing there, empty. Satisfied?"
"twat!"
"fuck OFF!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/Shakara/Jok.jpg)
...OR ARE THEY?!
I need this like you need a hole in the head.
"How dare you unfriend me on Facebook!"
"This is what I think of Before Watchmen, Mr DiDio."
but my vote goes to CrazyFOxMachine.
Oh. Wise guy, eh?
A FEZ IS NOT A FUCKING HAT!
"Why don't you shut your face, boy."
(Courtesy of Mr Eastwood)
Don't move, there's a rad fly on your nose!
cfm and chris «haters gonna hate running man dance» awww yeah.
Everyone else good work (y) but am sure you can do better x
Punch bug RED!
"ROADHOUSE!"
Quote from: Judo on 28 February, 2012, 07:17:04 PM
cfm and chris «haters gonna hate running man dance» awww yeah.
Wouldn't say CFM was being a hater, it's more a "metacaption".
WANNA MENTION THE SPINES AGAIN, LUNKHEAD!
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V
Quote from: vzzbux on 28 February, 2012, 08:01:01 PM
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WINNER
"Sniff that."
hahaha smell the cheese is pretty good BUT weekly contest is weekly so you have until sunday to beat it ;) much love x
is there a prize? ;)
not really cept that ill try my darnest to get some sort of cool artist/writer/comic vip to judge from the best ones we've picked just for coolness and impartial judging x
'SUN reporter, eh?!'
Didn't check if someone had written this already. Sorry if so.
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, YOU HAVE AN ANDROID PHONE
(http://i907.photobucket.com/albums/ac273/vzzbuxvzzbux/FISTY1.jpg)
V
HAVE YOU TRIED OUR NEW GLOVE PERFUME? HAVE A SAMPLE.
"On this fist I've got tattooed war, and peace tattooed on the other fist, and I've got "The Brothers Karamazov" tattooed up my spine" (taken from The Young Ones) ;)
"Ugly Bastard."
My drokkin' boots are tight!
"Tag! You're it!"
"McMahon is NOT the definitive Dredd artist"
Quote from: Onlyverysmall on 28 February, 2012, 10:00:29 PM
"McMahon is NOT the definitive Dredd artist"
Your first post and your going to start a riot! Welcome aboard.
"No, YOU'RE a virgin"
"When I think of the hairdressing career I should have had, I get SO FRUSTRATED!"
Thanks, IAMTHESYSTEM, I'm not good with hellos!
"Sorry, my bad.
Are you OKAY?"
How do you like THEM apples!
yass a first post. Hey PR droid that totally counts as someone joining because of the caption contest woo hoo progress has to start somewhere ;) x
"Laugh in the face of fear? Not me."
"Gaze into the fist of Dredd!"
Well, if it ain't broke...
(My fave so far is "No, your helmets too big!")
Quote from: Judo on 28 February, 2012, 10:32:10 PM
yass a first post. Hey PR droid that totally counts as someone joining because of the caption contest woo hoo progress has to start somewhere ;) x
I feel used...by a lady...carry on.
(http://www.michaelowencarroll.com/pics/captioncomp%2020120229a.jpg)
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-- Mike
Don't give up the day job Mike ;)
As far as Stevie's concerned, the winner was Trouty's first suggestion, but since we're all having fun he'll throw one of his own into the ring:
"BLAKEE ANDLOID" ISN'T FUNNY!
"...must... punch... GOTH!!"
"Work shy git,,, Occupy this...
"It's eye-tee-APOSTROPHE-ess-ess-ess-ess!"
"I know it's 29th Feb, but don't ask me to marry you....OK"
"Got yer nose"
ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!!
"SMELL THE GLOVE!"
"What face?"
"WHAT'S GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S MY FIST!"
"BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
"BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
"BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
"BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
"BAM! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!"
The power of Dredd COMPELS you !
"Don't think this new novelty bracelet will take off."
Quote"Dredd's brother has no nose. How does he smell?" this, creep
"YAHTZEE".
PPTT-CHOW! PPTT-CHOW!
Quote from: Judo on 29 February, 2012, 04:09:48 PM
if its not too much trouble would you be able to edit in the info from my last post onto the first page in a formal layout. Then just delete my comments if poss cos contest runner commenting is poor show, poor show indeed. I didn't realise you couldn't edit so thank thor I didn't 'claim' the entire first page like I used to modding contests for gaia cos that would have been an epic fail v_v x
I think we have a winner, but how is all that going to fit into Dredd's speech bubble? ;)
Woah! Slow down! Ooops.
"Egg on yer face!"
NO MORE TIT FUCKING, YOU'RE RUINING MY CLEAVAGE
"Kin yer ma sew? Well tell her tae stitch this"
"Why don't you just...disaFEAR!"
(sorry).
SOGGY BISCUIT!
STOP JUDGING YOURSELF STOP JUDGING YOURSELF STOP JUDGING YOURSELF STOP JUDGING YOURSELF
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'smell my finger'
"I REALLY need a poo"
(http://www.minifig.co.uk/tmp/fear.png)
"And Ill smash your face for you, yaablockos".
"This knuckle is for wanking and punching, and Im fresh out of spunk, creep"!
"HERE'S YOUR ORDER--ONE KNUCKLE SANDWICH, WITH EXTRA JUSTICE! Hold the mayo..."
Excuse me dear, do you mind if I just reach over to pick up that packet of bourbons – ooooooooo, sorry love!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v89/hamaliel/dredd_disco.jpg)
SMELLS LIKE BRAIN
"Judges don't get paid in this dimension either, but try out our dental plan!"
Double Whammy!
For the last time I'm NOT one of the Village People, creep!
"Drokk it, MOVE! My steam-powered wanking gauntlet is OUT OF CONTROL!"
SBT
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 05:30:27 PM
"Drokk it, MOVE! My steam-powered wanking gauntlet is OUT OF CONTROL!"
SBT
For the win!
JvB
YOUR PILES ARE NEXT, PUNK!
CAN SOMEBODY HELP GET THIS DAMNED HELMET OFF MY HAND?
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 05:30:27 PM
"Drokk it, MOVE! My steam-powered wanking gauntlet is OUT OF CONTROL!"
SBT
As inventor and holder of sole rights to the Steam Powered Wanking Gauntlet, I expect full royalties should SBT win with his unauthorised use of my registered* trademark.
*trademark not yet registered.
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Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 05:30:27 PM
"Drokk it, MOVE! My steam-powered wanking gauntlet is OUT OF CONTROL!"
When is that thing ever
under control?
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff200/vzzbuxblx/GazeintothefistofDredd.jpg)
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TRY NOT TO MOVE, FEAR. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF GIANT BLACK NEEDLES.
Aw fuck! ......a Bolland original and ive just wrecked it
Quote from: Dog Deever on 01 March, 2012, 09:04:27 PM
TRY NOT TO MOVE, FEAR. WE'RE SURROUNDED BY THOUSANDS OF GIANT BLACK NEEDLES.
You get my vote, matey
This is for getting Steps back together creep!
Quote from: TordelBack on 01 March, 2012, 08:18:57 PM
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 05:30:27 PM
"Drokk it, MOVE! My steam-powered wanking gauntlet is OUT OF CONTROL!"
When is that thing ever under control?
Just thank god its battery operated x
"Oh stop it you"
oh. Ohhh that's how it is, is it yah cheeky punk? X
"Ce n'est pas un poing!"
(That one's for fonky)
Quote from: Judo on 02 March, 2012, 07:44:57 AM
oh. Ohhh that's how it is, is it yah cheeky punk? X
Just a bit of IP theft there.
Bet you wish you lived in Ireland now, Judo - you could file a copyright claim and have the whole site taken down pending a judgement!
lol no worries I have chinas attitude to IP theft which is 'problem?' X
(http://www.minifig.co.uk/tmp/fear2.png)
"...your right hand in & shake it all about..."
"Im arresting you under section 5, public nuisance, being drunk and disorderly and urinating in a public place. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say..." etc.
"Go go gadget pepper spray"!
Give me your helmet, I need a WANK!
"Talk to the hand!"
"In your face".
"Totes amazeballs".
"Y so fearsum?"
"This is for refusing to attend the H-Ex comic expo in Inverness on March 31 and April 1 2012!"
Snappy one, that.
"You thought 'that' hurt? Wait til I smash your 'backdoors' in!"
Quote from: King Trout on 02 March, 2012, 12:55:09 PM
"This is for refusing to attend the H-Ex comic expo in Inverness on March 31 and April 1 2012!"
Snappy one, that.
(http://www.planetmonk.com/wilde/wildeimages/wildephotos/wilde.jpg)
"OHHH CRAPPP! sorry mate,there goes the wii controller again"
haha mogzilla that's a good one x
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I love this thread! Looking forward to the next caption contest too :D
(That's me speaking btw, not Dredd)
Quick Anderson! I think my fist is stuck!
"NO GLOVE NO LOVE CREEP"
or...
"BIG JOBS!"
"KNOCK, KNOCK!"
(Has that been done before? If not, probably for good reason.)
So whose won then?
(thats not a caption)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/Shakara/5.jpg)
Quote from: CrazyFoxMachine on 05 March, 2012, 01:08:36 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/Shakara/5.jpg)
(http://www.minifig.co.uk/tmp/fear3.png)
The crossbar I renders your response invalid ;)
I WAS ONCE A 97-POUND CLONE WEAKLING.
read the first post yah bams the contest ended at noon yesterday but I salute your enthusiasm x
Quote from: Judo on 05 March, 2012, 11:10:51 PM
read the first post yah bams the contest ended at noon yesterday but I salute your enthusiasm x
CAPTION CONTEST: 27/2/12 - 3/3/12
Day before yesterday, you mean :-[
Quote from: Judo on 05 March, 2012, 11:10:51 PM
read the first post yah bams the contest ended at noon yesterday but I salute your enthusiasm x
So we still need a winner, because we crave recognition.
Juno, you started this mess, you clear it up! :P
I know I'm late to the party but I've have gone for -
"Root canal, creep?!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ
"ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD PLEASE"
One last stab at the competition that would not die;
"HURRY UP AND FINISH THE DAMN INKING BOLLAND, MY ARM'S GETTING TIRED!"
"judo- that's the worst cosplay, EVAH!"
SBT
Quote from: Lee Bates on 07 March, 2012, 09:51:21 AM
One last stab at the competition that would not die;
"HURRY UP AND FINISH THE DAMN INKING BOLLAND, MY ARM'S GETTING TIRED!"
or perhaps:-
"HURRY UP AND FINISH THE DAMN COMPETITION JUDO, I'M GETTING TIRED!"
Quote from: SmallBlueThing on 01 March, 2012, 05:30:27 PM
"Drokk it, MOVE! My steam-powered wanking gauntlet is OUT OF CONTROL!"
I'm now worried this might not have been an entry in the contest and was, in fact, a cry for help. Somewhere SBT is lying in a hospital bed, wells pumped dry (as a bone?), waiting for his skin graft to take. :o
Aww man emperor you trying to remind everyone im late with the judging? :P itll be done on sunday peoples x
Quote from: Judo on 09 March, 2012, 08:30:13 PM
Aww man emperor you trying to remind everyone im late with the judging? :P itll be done on sunday peoples x
Not at all. I'm genuinely worried that SBT's bobby's helmet is now glowing so strongly it is a danger to shipping. Kinda. ;)
"I don't CARE that you like turtles"
"I TOLD YOU BEFORE, WE DONT PASS SOLIDS INTO THE DOWNSTAIRS TOILET"
(Sorry, was watching League of Gentlemen last night)
Well with the above in mind:
"You're my wife now, Dave."