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Messages - Carlsborg Expert.

#1
Suggestions / Re: Re:
02 April, 2005, 09:29:01 PM
A mate of mine mocked up a letter from the Nhs.

Told another friend to get to the hospital quick over his recent brain scans.

NHS forms are surprisingly easy to mock up.
#2
Suggestions / Re:
02 April, 2005, 04:19:39 AM
Leave a fake turd on his desk,with a note next to it.

Just have it read: WITH LOVE.
#3
Film & TV / Re: Resident Evil 4
01 April, 2005, 10:46:32 PM
Devil May Cry 3 aswell.
#4
Off Topic / Re: Do any of you own a plant?.......
01 April, 2005, 10:28:30 PM
We're are growing bamboo.
#5
Off Topic / Re: Do any of you own a plant?.......
01 April, 2005, 09:26:59 AM
Pictures are welcome.
#6
Off Topic / Re: Do any of you own a plant?.......
01 April, 2005, 09:26:06 AM
The cactus would always scorn the ones who admired it too closely.
#7
Off Topic / Re: Do any of you own a plant?.......
01 April, 2005, 09:20:00 AM
Cacti started me off on plants. They were beligerent to their environments.

They were desert plants.

Those enduring stories of survival in the desert.

The cactus would always scorn the admired it too closely.
#8
Off Topic / Re: Do any of you own a plant?......
01 April, 2005, 09:11:25 AM
It certainly fckin does.
#9
Off Topic / Do any of you own a plant?
01 April, 2005, 08:59:56 AM
Mick Ronson taught me to take care of fern.
Plants are an essential part of the environment.
Do any of the boarders keep plants?
If so what sort,are there any stories behind them relating to the meg etc.

how important do you think they are to artistic pleasure..

It doesnt matter if your plant is dying.

Speaking as an actor myself, I was most spirited by a glass plant.
#10
General / Re: If I had a time machine I woul...
01 April, 2005, 01:13:25 AM
How many points in time you could kill Hitler has a lot of tangants to it.

If the point is where hitler became effectual in politics,then his followers could be leaving instructions for future generations to fix the timeline in thier advantage.

If its when he is an artist? Would you bring a sketch back?
#11
General / Re: If I had a time machine I woul...
31 March, 2005, 10:59:49 PM
"Geoff Fire you are never going to get rich by rubbing two sticks together!"

"I am too going to be rich,and when I do I'm going to have this new discovery called, Geoff!"

Eddie Izzard.

If I had a time machine, I would go back a month and start again.
#12
Film & TV / Re: Star Wars Episode III new imag...
31 March, 2005, 03:31:41 AM
Thats Lars and beeach.^
#13
Off Topic / Re: Horrible jokes
01 April, 2005, 10:44:07 PM
I wonder Micheal are your favourite band still *3d* ,or do you prefer Boys to Men.

A man walks into the vets with his parrot and sits next to this woman with her Alsation....

"Whats up with your pet" he asked her.

"Well",she replied,"I had a bath last night and afterwards I lay naked in front of the fire to dry,rather than use the towel.
 All of a sudden Hulk here jumped on me a gave me a real rough sexual assault."

"Ah,"said the man,"so your having him newted.His balls chopped off I mean?"


She says,



" No.I'm here to get him declawed."
#14
Off Topic / Re: Horrible jokes
01 April, 2005, 10:31:32 PM
How did this thread, turn from hidieous jokes to journeys of self discovery.

Pah.
#15
Off Topic / Re: Horrible jokes
01 April, 2005, 12:35:48 AM
A lady who was so poor she had to send her little girl out to play without nickers on, had her return waving a fiver around, saying,
" Mom some man gave me a fiver in pity. he said i should go and buy some underwear."

Thinking she would get double this ammount,she went out in a flared dress and skipped up and down the promenade nickerless,for all to see.
Lo and behold a man approached her waving a note.

He said," Ooh I do feel sorry for you poor types. Heres a tenner for a new haircut."














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