Christmas Things That Really Nark Yer

[Dounreay]

A little light relief from all that voting and a refuge for us Scrooge's.

Things to hate about the festive season.

My top three are

1. Enforced jollity.

2. Decorations in the pub.

3. People who only go to the pub once a year at Christmas and ruin it for us regulars.

[Smiley]

Shops and sad w*nkers who celebrate Xmas starting on October 15th (date of the first fairy lights I spotted this year).

[Bolt-01]

Neither Mrs 6795 or meself have done ANY shping yet, apart from scoping out Warhammer 40 000 fo our eldest.

I can'tbelieve how early IT seems to get every year. At the ASDA near me, the selection boxes went on sale at the end of september.

Scrooge6795

[Trout]

"People who only go to the pub once a year "

Straight from work, then drink far too much and start fights with kebab shop owners.

Idiots.

- Trout

[Devons Daddy]

all those drokkers who turn up twenty minutes before the resturant opens its doors.want to come in and sit down,

then ask these following questions.
1/ why there is no service.
2/ do you have any vegetarain christmas puddings
3/ do you have ketchup
4/ can i change my order(after we have cooked it)
5/ is it always so slow.(the Mcdonalds generation)
6/ do you offer take away
7/ dont you have frozen sprouts

if you are one of these non foodies stay out of my resturant you barbiran philistines.

thankyou i feel so much better for saying that.
you simply cant in this industry unless you own the place.

oh this site is the finest place onteh web isnt it.
Devons Daddy the stressed chef.

[Quirkafleeg]

"I said off the bone!"

[djok]

"this steak is not rare enought" what do you want me to do kill the f**king cow at your table

sorry im a part time chef as well and i hate fussy f**king custmers

djok

[Quirkafleeg]

Office parties are awful, can't get too pissed and you a 'socialising' with people you've spent all year hating...

Morons in shops who don't know where anything is.

Ah the crap christmas 'specials' that are on the Telly... Bleeding Fools and Hourse again! Jason looks as old a the grandad used to...

Bah Humbug!

No I love it really!

[ukdane]

People who still think Christmas is about a religious event...
... that's why you've got Easter!

[JayzusB.Christ]

Being hungover on Christmas morning then eating loads of chocolate anyway; and feeling rough as all fuckery by the time dinner comes around. Although I've stoppedgetting buckled on Christmas Eve over the last year or two.

[Oddboy]

"Go to church today... beat the Christmas rush!"

[Queen Firey-Bou]

people who don't celebrate it cos its a pagan festival,
people who celebrate it cos it is a Christian festival.
office parties that spill onto the streets, where people who usually would die rather than non conform think theyre wild cos they are wearing tinsel in their hair & snog the boss.
children who shredd open their presents then have a tantrum all day on account of having been so hyped up before hand.
all xmas tv.
the fact that so many people are miserable & alone, & the hospitals & asylums are heaving at the seams & more people crack up at xmas.
The fact that we feel obliged to stock pile tonnes of food that we can't pay for until march, & will go to waste anyway.
The long dark nights (dark all day moreorless) of the North.
the local shop offering cherry & mince pies to customers, with a gloomy look that says "don't eat my pies bitch"
mostly i hate trying to get back into work mode in january after weeks of being fat & lazy.

[Malchidiel]

Family coming round to visit, when they know how much I hate people around me (personal bubble and all that). I think they do it on f*ckin' purpose...Twats.

Apart from that I lurve Chrimbly.

[Adrian Bamforth]

"Ah the crap christmas 'specials' that are on the Telly... Bleeding Fools and Hourse again!"

But...."We'll be miwionaires!"

ADE

[Adrian Bamforth]

Yeah, good point: Baby Jesus being born.

And here's another thing: You cannot "follow" a star - you can go in the right direction but you can't end up underneath it at a specific point as small as say, a stable, unless we're talking more about levitating fireballs here.

ADE