The Things You Do For Lust

Tiplodocus · 19 December, 2002, 07:13:42 PM

You've spotted somebody you really fancy and would like to trap off with. Just one problem - they ask you to do something that's not really in your nature.

SO what's the worst/most embrassing thing you've done in an attempt to bag a perch?

Note: I'm not talking about "love" here, just things you've done that you wouldn't normally do just because you had the chance of a shag...

As well as "acting all sensitive and caring", I'm guilty of the following:

1) Attended a Steelye Span concert.

2) Became a Vegetarian (this one stuck)

3) Gone to the ballet (actually enjoyed this)

Oddboy · 19 December, 2002, 07:19:53 PM

(Oddgirl & I went to the ballet the other day... Nutcracker is rather brilliant)

Trout · 19 December, 2002, 07:25:10 PM

I don't know what the weather's like down in sunny England, but north of the border we're all freezing our extremities off.

I would therefore like to take the opportunity to defend a much-maligned Rogue Trooper character - good old Helm.

If it wasn't for my new biochip beanie, as bought at Dreddcon, I might be lying frozen in a doorway as we speak!

All the time we've been wondering just what Helm was good for and - even though he's really not made of wool, I admit - we missed the obvious fact that he was keeping Rogue's mohawk warm!

Good old Helm!

- Trout

Art · 19 December, 2002, 07:26:36 PM

Hmm... No ones mentioned last weeks Meg cover yet then?

Matt · 19 December, 2002, 07:27:21 PM

Watersports. nuff said.

Art · 19 December, 2002, 07:27:25 PM

...that would be last Months cover...

Damn my quick fire but often innacurate wit.

Matt · 19 December, 2002, 07:29:22 PM

Errr, just realised that sounds as though I partook in a goldenshower. Just for the record I have never let anyone waz on my head.

Tiplodocus · 19 December, 2002, 07:31:29 PM

It's what PYREX casserole dishes were invented for....

El Spurioso · 19 December, 2002, 07:33:34 PM

Two words:

Harry Potter.

Art · 19 December, 2002, 07:51:26 PM

Wow. Thats pretty harsh.

Do you think you could have got away with just peeing on yourself?

Queen Firey-Bou · 19 December, 2002, 08:06:06 PM

wow, you guys just have it harsh, don't you, & thats why women will evetually rule the universe. If I DON'T want to pull, i just Don't wear the heels, the leather, & no swishing of the big sassy hair. & even thats not foolproof I still have to snarl & growl & say "F*Ck off Cretin, I'm not interested" a lot. And I'm old & no super model, imagine how tough it is for preeettty gals?
Mebbe next time I should force enamoured Mr BLoke into all sorts of ritualised humiliation BEFORE bombing him out? since yous clearly enjoy that sort of thing.

Matt · 19 December, 2002, 08:11:51 PM

So Boudicca, do you come here often?

Slippery PD · 19 December, 2002, 08:15:40 PM

I came up with the novel approach of treating her like a human being and trying not to look at her breasts through her blouse. This kinda backfired and I am now married to this woman and have been with her for over 11 years...........

The morale of this tale is well Im not sure.

yer slippo

Matt · 19 December, 2002, 08:18:47 PM

Definately a case of a pair of puppies been for life and not just for christmas!!! (I know, I'll get me coat)

Queen Firey-Bou · 19 December, 2002, 08:22:03 PM

whaa haaah haaaaaaa swish swish, see i can swish my hair as much as i like around here & I still don't have to run & hide or hit yous. see i don't even have to wear the cast iron saftey bra or nothing. heh heh heh I love cyber flirting its....wait whats that knock at the door...?