Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Goaty]

To found out my year work contract ended last Tuesday, didn't get paid month wage too! Been work for free there!

[Dark Jimbo]

I have only just discovered the forum's back online, and apparently has been for days. 

[Frank]

To found out my year work contract ended last Tuesday, didn't get paid month wage too! Been work for free there!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wlw_v6v4O4

[SmallBlueThing]

Because ive just spent the best part of three hours waiting for and then watching the most insipid and pathetic carnival in carnival history. Again, it was full of boring bloody pirates- because that's all our town can bloody do these days- meaning lots of overweight drunks in fake dreadlocks, eyeliner and plastic earrings shouting 'arrr' and seeing it as an excuse to 'act badly'. They are all wankers, and i loath the lot of them. The highlight was a majorette display team that looked like someone had taken the berserkers from clive barker's nightbreed, stuffed them into jumpers, and given them pompoms. Their utter lack of enthusiasm had my wife and i in stitches.
I am now watching bugs bunny on dvd, while waiting for the firework display to start.

SBT

[vzzbux]

Broke my big toe on holiday. Its in a cast, for a toe. Ah well at least I can look foreward to 6 weeks of work.



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[Dandontdare]

I just accidentally made a triple-decker peanut butter and Branston pickle butty. The branston and the raspberry jam were in very similar-shaped jars in the fridge. And I'm drunk.

If anyone out there thinks this may actually work - no. It doesn't 

[I, Cosh]

To be fair, it couldn't have been much worse than what you were trying to make in the first place.

[Dandontdare]

Fie on you. Version 2.0 was delicious.  : PB + J ROX!

[Noisybast]

I climbed up Snowdon yesterday and now my legs don't work.

[Trout]

Will one of those timewasting bastards please BUY MY FUCKING CAR?

Frustrating.

[Rog69]

We got home from a week away this evening and realised that before we left we forgot to start the dishwasher up which was full of dirty pots and pans.

Combined with the liquefied lemon in the fruit bowl, the house now smells like a compost heap.

[vzzbux]

My daughter trod fully on my broken toe today. Fucking ouch.




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[Tiplodocus]

Mrs Tips has gone to work and taken MY front door keys locking me in.

[W. R. Logan]

Mrs Tips has gone to work and taken MY front door keys locking me in.

So you're locked in with no one but Kelly for company 8-)

[SuperSurfer]

Tried buying jeans in the high street lately? Are we all supposed to have legs like Judge Death to get into them?

Sssspraaaay on ssstretch ssskinny jeansssssss my arse.