Life is riddled with a procession of minor impediments

[Dandontdare]

wish I'd never mentioned my bloody breakfast now.  It's like being stuck in one of those stoned arguments at the end of a party that make you want to turn the music up loud or get a taxi.

I have lost 2kg in 3 weeks though 

[Hawkmumbler]

Yeah, sorry DDD, i'll leave it with my last post and bow out now.

[The Legendary Shark]

Compassion is a great and noble thing. The world needs more of it - in every sphere, not just farming.

[Old Tankie]

Just about to tuck into a lovely bacon sarnie and just found out I'm out of brown sauce.

[Jim_Campbell]

One more for the ignore list.

[The Legendary Shark]

One more for the ignore list.

Indeed. Brown sauce on a bacon buttie? The world's gone mad!

[Old Tankie]

Thanks Jlm.

[Hawkmumbler]

One more for the ignore list.

Indeed. Brown sauce on a bacon buttie? The world's gone mad!

Quite agree, however I haven't eaten bacon in quite awhile. I find without the fat it tastes somewhat wrong, but at the same time I can't eat more than one rasher without knocking me sick.

Been eating a few of these McCarthy Vegea Sausages for breakfast instead recently and they're all kinds of delicious.

[Dandontdare]

Been eating a few of these McCarthy Vegea Sausages for breakfast instead recently and they're all kinds of delicious.

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a carnivore? Answer the question Mr Hawkmumbler!!!"

[I, Cosh]

Been eating a few of these McCarthy Vegea Sausages for breakfast instead recently and they're all kinds of delicious.

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a carnivore? Answer the question Mr Hawkmumbler!!!"

Arf! I thought he meant they were bursting with vibrant colours and spoke to him in a series of nonsense riddles.

[Hawkmumbler]

Been eating a few of these McCarthy Vegea Sausages for breakfast instead recently and they're all kinds of delicious.

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a carnivore? Answer the question Mr Hawkmumbler!!!"

Well i've eaten a fair few sausages in my time but, with god as my witness, it was all a series of consensual and mutually beneficial bondings.

Sinful but ooohhh so delicious. And Weight Watchers approved i'm sure!

[Grugz]

Just about to tuck into a lovely bacon sarnie and just found out I'm out of brown sauce.

  I had sausage and egg ,think my wife has hid the hp!

[The Legendary Shark]

Well i've eaten a fair few sausages in my time but, with god as my witness, it was all a series of consensual and mutually beneficial bondings.

Sinful but ooohhh so delicious. And Weight Watchers approved i'm sure!

That Julian Clary has a lot to answer for.

[Old Tankie]

Careful Grugz, you'll be put on Jim's ignore list! How are you by the way?

[Grugz]

we can only hope!  I'm not too bad thanks,soldering on yerself?