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The Legendary Shark

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7530 on: 11 May, 2021, 07:59:37 AM »

One of our gardening clients yesterday said she was looking forward to hugging being allowed again.

Hugging.

Ffs.

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« Reply #7531 on: 11 May, 2021, 01:51:54 PM »
When I had my first haircut for months between lockdowns 1 and 2 I said to my barber that I'd considered getting some clippers to do it myself, but it probably would've looked shit. "Oh mate" he replied " you want to see some of the haircuts I've had through the door this last week"

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« Reply #7532 on: 11 May, 2021, 02:34:12 PM »

#1 buzz cut. Wait for it to start itching and repeat. Optional full-head wet shave for peak sexiness.

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« Reply #7533 on: 11 May, 2021, 02:37:10 PM »
You should have got the clippers! I would have hoped everyone would have gone for the chance to either shave their heads into some kind of Mad-Max-esque cut or grow their hair long during lockdown.

I decided to grow my beard out and it now looks awesome. I'm going to try and keep it.
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« Reply #7534 on: 11 May, 2021, 02:40:10 PM »

My moustache is very expensive to keep. It eats its own weight in crumbs every day.

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« Reply #7535 on: 11 May, 2021, 02:56:12 PM »
That's the facial hair downside - I live in fear of the time when I might be called upon to eat soup / a donut / anything with crumbly pastry or cream in it in company again. I don't want to look like Mr. Twit.
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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7536 on: 11 May, 2021, 02:58:49 PM »
When I had my first haircut for months between lockdowns 1 and 2 I said to my barber that I'd considered getting some clippers to do it myself, but it probably would've looked shit. "Oh mate" he replied " you want to see some of the haircuts I've had through the door this last week"

My barber said "When did you last get this cut?!?" with an expression of horror when I went in. I was a bit confused. There was a lockdown. It was on the telly and everything.

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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7537 on: 11 May, 2021, 03:21:12 PM »

One of our gardening clients yesterday said she was looking forward to hugging being allowed again.

Hugging.

Ffs.

Hopefully, THIS is not the kind of hugging she will get. ( I mean, you never know what you're going to find in some gardens, these days.)  :)

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1167058597.0336/raf,750x1000,075,t,FFFFFF:97ab1c12de.u3.jpg


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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7538 on: 11 May, 2021, 03:47:54 PM »
My barber said "When did you last get this cut?!?"

Am expecting the same comment from ol' Ed in a few weeks.
Never really had long hair before, but must admit that the 10 second application of a bobbin or clip is pretty handy compared to a 10 minute comb and style.

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« Reply #7539 on: 11 May, 2021, 06:07:50 PM »
My barber said "When did you last get this cut?!?"

Am expecting the same comment from ol' Ed in a few weeks.
Never really had long hair before, but must admit that the 10 second application of a bobbin or clip is pretty handy compared to a 10 minute comb and style.

I haven't looked back since I stopped cutting mine.  I do appreciate that I'm lucky to be in a position to do so, of course; both my brothers (one of whom used to have hip-length dreads) are bald.
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« Reply #7540 on: 11 May, 2021, 08:17:18 PM »
I haven't looked back since I stopped cutting mine. 

Only a certain few can pull it off convincingly, which is why I'll be venturing to upper Abbey Street later this month.

In other words:

What I think I look like; Snake in 'Metal Gear Solid V'.
What I actually look like; An overweight mid-life crisis.

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« Reply #7541 on: 11 May, 2021, 09:34:06 PM »

Hell, I'm just about perfect. Surrounded by mirrors, me.

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« Reply #7542 on: 11 May, 2021, 10:56:54 PM »
And in keeping with the reopening of various activities, spare a thought - and guffaw or two - for this lady, who receives some unexpected and unwelcome news from her local golf club.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFbp4atLu8




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Re: Threadjacking!
« Reply #7543 on: 21 May, 2021, 01:57:40 PM »
The pubs are re-opening on Monday, but dancing will not be permitted.

I'm not sure if that's because of Covid or the Presbyterians.
You may quote me on that.

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« Reply #7544 on: 21 May, 2021, 02:44:56 PM »

Or the eugenicists.

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