Title: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Kennel on 09 March, 2009, 09:10:51 AM
Post by: Kennel on 09 March, 2009, 09:10:51 AM
YES I AM (//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxNsPOPwVfk) :angry:
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: House of Usher on 09 March, 2009, 09:26:23 AM
Post by: House of Usher on 09 March, 2009, 09:26:23 AM
Hunh?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: TordelBack on 09 March, 2009, 10:18:05 AM
Post by: TordelBack on 09 March, 2009, 10:18:05 AM
Oh it's a broad church alright.
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: LARF on 09 March, 2009, 10:19:04 AM
Post by: LARF on 09 March, 2009, 10:19:04 AM
erm, er, interesting intro... so you are a cock?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: House of Usher on 09 March, 2009, 10:42:56 AM
Post by: House of Usher on 09 March, 2009, 10:42:56 AM
He's the penis man. But then, so is half the population. The clue is in the word 'man'.
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Wils on 09 March, 2009, 10:59:58 AM
Post by: Wils on 09 March, 2009, 10:59:58 AM
I am the Penis Man
I come from down your way
And I can play
"What can you play?"
I can play the banjo, banjo, banjo
I can play the banjo
Banjo, banjo string
I come from down your way
And I can play
"What can you play?"
I can play the banjo, banjo, banjo
I can play the banjo
Banjo, banjo string
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 March, 2009, 11:01:53 AM
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 March, 2009, 11:01:53 AM
I only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: House of Usher on 09 March, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
Post by: House of Usher on 09 March, 2009, 11:08:25 AM
Quote from: "Godpleton"I only ever use mine to urinate.Sticking to your New Year's resolution so far, then?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: TheEdge on 09 March, 2009, 11:24:57 AM
Post by: TheEdge on 09 March, 2009, 11:24:57 AM
Quote from: "Godpleton"I only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?
Hatstand, Sock holder.
Using it as a pointer during a powerpoint presentation may get you a written warning from your workplace. I've no idea why??
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: LARF on 09 March, 2009, 11:28:07 AM
Post by: LARF on 09 March, 2009, 11:28:07 AM
QuoteI only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?
I often make my wife laugh by hanging a piece of clothing on mine. At Halloween you can put a white T-shirt on there, turn out the light, exercise your muscles and it makes an effective ghost!
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Kev Levell on 09 March, 2009, 11:36:24 AM
Post by: Kev Levell on 09 March, 2009, 11:36:24 AM
I didn't open this thread initially, thinking it might be the sort of thig you just don't need to see on a monday morning...
Welcome Penis-man, are you a supervillian escapee from a Tijuana bible?
Just teasing.
Welcome Penis-man, are you a supervillian escapee from a Tijuana bible?
Just teasing.
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 March, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 09 March, 2009, 12:01:56 PM
NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShTm8MnUAjo)
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: TheEdge on 09 March, 2009, 02:08:22 PM
Post by: TheEdge on 09 March, 2009, 02:08:22 PM
HAHAHAHQHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
BWAAHAHAHAH hahahahah
I'm Penis mans Arch enemy
PUSSY MAN i love the pussy
BWAAHAHAHAH hahahahah
I'm Penis mans Arch enemy
PUSSY MAN i love the pussy
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Kerrin on 09 March, 2009, 08:23:11 PM
Post by: Kerrin on 09 March, 2009, 08:23:11 PM
Hello Kennel, you Swedes are just ker-ray-zee. Having a nice welcome to the boards.
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: vzzbux on 09 March, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
Post by: vzzbux on 09 March, 2009, 09:18:38 PM
I do cock push ups, but I only ever manage one.
V
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Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Noisybast on 09 March, 2009, 11:05:56 PM
Post by: Noisybast on 09 March, 2009, 11:05:56 PM
One's all you need!
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 10 March, 2009, 01:06:53 AM
Post by: ThryllSeekyr on 10 March, 2009, 01:06:53 AM
Courts Eeeeee-jurned.......
!:11 best part of that vidoe.
MIght have bee better with descent costumes, make-up and some matte paintings.
Even without all that, some really clever use of locations that might look alot like Mega city one.
For instance, you know that was the city hall building in Miami, Florida used for the orignal Caprica cylon attack sequence in Classic 'Battle Star Galactic'a
!:11 best part of that vidoe.
MIght have bee better with descent costumes, make-up and some matte paintings.
Even without all that, some really clever use of locations that might look alot like Mega city one.
For instance, you know that was the city hall building in Miami, Florida used for the orignal Caprica cylon attack sequence in Classic 'Battle Star Galactic'a
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Devons Daddy on 10 March, 2009, 04:41:32 AM
Post by: Devons Daddy on 10 March, 2009, 04:41:32 AM
welcome to the board
well someone had to say that at least.
dredd in swedish. does involve him with blonde hair sort of anderson style or they only retext the speach bubbles then?
well someone had to say that at least.
dredd in swedish. does involve him with blonde hair sort of anderson style or they only retext the speach bubbles then?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: +rufus+ on 10 March, 2009, 10:14:28 PM
Post by: +rufus+ on 10 March, 2009, 10:14:28 PM
This place never ceases to amaze me. 
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: JOE SOAP on 10 March, 2009, 10:24:04 PM
Post by: JOE SOAP on 10 March, 2009, 10:24:04 PM
Quote from: "+rufus+"This place never ceases to amaze me.
is it the penis or the Swedes?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 March, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Post by: Roger Godpleton on 10 March, 2009, 11:21:48 PM
Remember when Max kept posting that picture of his arse? Good times...
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: grimmy on 11 March, 2009, 12:43:03 PM
Post by: grimmy on 11 March, 2009, 12:43:03 PM
Scandinavian people are uniquely demented, but very lovealbe... 
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: LARF on 11 March, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
Post by: LARF on 11 March, 2009, 12:48:33 PM
QuoteRemember when Max kept posting that picture of his arse? Good times...
Oh god...
anyone find the thread
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: WoD on 11 March, 2009, 01:05:28 PM
Post by: WoD on 11 March, 2009, 01:05:28 PM
Aww...I miss the occasional loony that we get...good times indeed!
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Eric Plumrose on 13 March, 2009, 07:08:36 PM
Post by: Eric Plumrose on 13 March, 2009, 07:08:36 PM
Penis Man. Swede. Turnip. Root vegetable. Fnarr!
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: House of Usher on 13 March, 2009, 10:00:30 PM
Post by: House of Usher on 13 March, 2009, 10:00:30 PM
Quote from: "Eric Plumrose"Penis Man. Swede. Turnip. Root vegetable. Fnarr!Carrots. Funny shaped carrots. Esther Rantzen. Swedes with pants on. Marcus Shenkenberg. Bjorn Borg.
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: mogzilla on 15 March, 2009, 01:48:51 PM
Post by: mogzilla on 15 March, 2009, 01:48:51 PM
Quote from: "LARF"QuoteI only ever use mine to urinate. Does it have any other uses?
I often make my wife laugh by hanging a piece of clothing on mine. At Halloween you can put a white T-shirt on there, turn out the light, exercise your muscles and it makes an effective ghost!
your wife laughs at your willy . you are proud of this and posting on the tinternet for the world to see?
Title: Re: HELLO I'M THE PENIS MAN!
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 15 March, 2009, 02:03:54 PM
Post by: Paul faplad Finch on 15 March, 2009, 02:03:54 PM
I'm shocked and dismayed by the childish and downmarket turn this thread has taken. The internet should be a place for reasoned philosophical debate about weighty and important matters. Shame on you all.
That and I'm dead jealous that I can't hang a t-shirt on my willy. I could probably manage a sock. If it wqas a small one.
I've said too much.
That and I'm dead jealous that I can't hang a t-shirt on my willy. I could probably manage a sock. If it wqas a small one.
I've said too much.