Stupid things people have actually said to you.

[Peter Wolf]

Years ago i ate a whole dried Chilli and it was A G O N Y for about half an hour.I had to keep drinking water and just take the pain .

Never again.

[Roger Godpleton]

"Why is vanilla in the middle of neopolitan?"

[TordelBack]

Other mucus membranes respond similarly, my wife informs me.

[Kerrin]

"Why is vanilla in the middle of neopolitan?"

There's gotta be something between the pink and the brown.

Is that the time? Must dash.

[Mike Gloady]

Other mucus membranes respond similarly, my wife informs me.

GAH!

[HdE]

Did something similar -- just rubbed the corner of my eye after chopping chillies. The worst thing is that there's a slight pause before the pain starts ... almost exactly enough time for you to think "Now that was a REALLY fucking stupid thing to do." And then, as you say, the screaming ...

Being a proponent of the home-made curry, I've done this a couple of times. I couldn't have put this better myself!


Makes me laugh when you go out for a night out, and the macho lads are stood outside the kebab shops daring each other to eat the chillies.

They're pickled, fer gawd's sake! No bite to them at all!!!

[SmallBlueThing]

Haha! I remember demonstrating how to make a decent chilli, while at work, to my then-new shift partner, the marvellous Becky Smith, from Hastings (I use her name and location so when some day she inevitably googles herself, she's brought here, which will alarm her greatly). I was using chilli POWDER and accidentally rubbed my eye afterwards. About an hour later, I stopped crying and screaming.

A story which would be so much more palatable, if the very next time chilli came up on the menu, I hadn't said to her "do you remember the last time we did this and I rubbed it in my eye?"- then promptly went and did exactly the same thing again.

Mind you, she did once spectacularly try to make mashed potatoes without draining them first- then wondered why she'd made only very watery potato slop.

SBT

[Peter Wolf]

THE hottest Chilli sauce i have ever had on a Kebab was form Erols Kebab House in Hastings.

The amount of times i used to walk home from the town centre in Hastings after going out for a drink with that chilli sauce burning my mouth out.Their chilli sauce was just ground up chillies and water.

I had a vindaloo a while back from the Curry house along the road that was so hot i just couldnt eat it and gave up halfway through.

[vzzbux]

An old wives tale is that a sneeze is one tenth of an Orgasm, Where is that fucking pepper.








V

[I, Cosh]

My dad once wiped his arse without washing his hands after chopping chillies. His finger went right through the paper and he left several feet off the throne in surprise.

[Roger Godpleton]

Why were you watching your dad on the toilet?

[I, Cosh]

Why were you watching your dad on the toilet?

There was nothing on telly in 1986.

[SmallBlueThing]

Why were you watching your dad on the toilet?

There was nothing on telly in 1986.

That's true Roger- back then we were all round Cosh's place, watching his dad on the bog. Then we'd burn our progs to keep warm. Well, the others did, I just burned my Whizzer & Chips and Buster & Monster Funs, crafitly keeping the progs to one side. That's how I've got a complete set, even now.

Amusingly, I did once lend a copy of prog one to a friend of mine- who then never gave it back. Years later he confessed his dad had used it to "line to toilet wallpaper".

SBT

[Trout]

Cosh, I'll see your dad's arsehole and raise you my flatmate's cock.

Er. Never mind.

[Roger Godpleton]

I was born in 1986.