Stupid things people have actually said to you.

[JOE SOAP]

Still, since retiring for health reasons he's become a specialist tour guide, which meant study, exams, researching stuff and then waffling all day to a captive audience about nothing of any consequence for minimum wage, so you could say he's living the dream!

Chip off the old block eh?

[House of Usher]

Three Doctor Who fans in their late thirties chatting.

First Doctor Who fan: There's vampires in the new series apparently.
Second: They've done vampires in Doctor Who before, haven't they?
Third: Yeah, twice.
First Doctor Who Fan: Was 'The Horror of Fang Rock' one of them?

[TordelBack]

Chip off the old block eh?

[Something Fishy]

I had a university work colleague who would go on about it being a big deal that she was the first woman in her family to have gone to university. Four generations of her family had gone to university, and she couldn't see why it was anything of a big deal if someone was the first person in their family to have gone to university full stop. "But I'm a woman," she would say, "that's an even bigger achievement. You're a man - men have always gone to university."

Hmm. Not in my family they haven't.

Indeed, from my Dads background they barely went to school.

[Peter Wolf]

They're friggin' hilarious, ain't they, Peter!

Not related to a comment i made but on another forum someone just tried to win an argument and failed.Once they realised this they resorted to splitting hairs over the meaning of the word "Heriditary" and the fact that the 3rd most popular usage being tradition that was chosen meant that the writer of the comment was wrong simply because they used the third most popular usage of the word !!

Just unbelievable  

[HdE]

It's the dogged determination to not let something go, the need to ABSOLUTELY have the final say, and the way they get so worked up about it that makes me cackle hysterically.

Just found out I'm now the subject of somebody's DA journal after the aforementioned incident. That makes me smile from ear to ear!

I wonder if the individual in question has even READ the policies and agreements on that site? Pretty sure they'd be cruising for a ban if I reported it.

But naw - it's mostly just funny!

[Peter Wolf]

It's the dogged determination to not let something go, the need to ABSOLUTELY have the final say, and the way they get so worked up about it that makes me cackle hysterically.

Just found out I'm now the subject of somebody's DA journal after the aforementioned incident. That makes me smile from ear to ear!

I wonder if the individual in question has even READ the policies and agreements on that site? Pretty sure they'd be cruising for a ban if I reported it.

But naw - it's mostly just funny!

The Troll i talked about before is back again.

I should clarify what i said before about him leaving the forum.First of all its not my forum so i cant remove anyone but when i said he had left he did for a short while because i gave him such a hard time and destroyed his arguments and made him look stupid so he retreated for a bit but now he is BACK !! and even after scrolling down one thread [a comments section linked to an article] all i could see was @SUFAQ.com - SUFAQ.com - SUFAQ.com - SUFAQ.com and on and on and on it went with the same kind of comment each time saying the same thing over and over again...........

He is actually sick in the head partly because he is consistently obsessed with another commenter and refers to him by name in every comment and if you know which buttons to press he reacts because he cant control himself at all 

He is not dissimilar to Scott/Scojo in many respects.

[TordelBack]

...the need to ABSOLUTELY have the final say....

No, you're quite obviously wrong about that.

[HdE]

No YOU'RE wrong!

[Scurries off to write DA journal about how Tordelback RUINED EVERYTHING, FOREVAAAAHHH!]

[TordelBack]

Well I read that this one guy said this thing that one time, and that pretty much proved that YOU'RE wroo-o-o-ng, and probably a dirty pediatrician too so STFU.

[HdE]

No Tordelback, YOU can STFU, because I read this thing that some guy wrote in connection to something a friend of his said to somebody else who heard it from their flatmate's sister's boyfriend's Jedi Master, and when you look up the definition of that word on the online encyclopedia, it states CLEARLY that robots have sex, or whatever it was we were supposedly arguing about! So I'm right, and YOU'RE wrong, and so is everybody, including the legions of people that agree with you, even though I'm the only one saying different!

(Heh! I think we need a 'fake argument' thread where we can all vent like this all the time!)

[Peter Wolf]

Since when do robots have sex ??

They dont because it dosent happen and if you cant remember what you are arguing about then HOW do you know everyone else is wrong ??

You DONT know so how can you say you can ?

You only want a fake argument thread so it doesnt matter if you are wrong and thats because you dont like being wrong even though you wont admit it !!

*

Its all such a cliche but its true

[HdE]

Hahahaaa! GENIUS reply Pete!

BTW - I dare you to get into the 'do robots have sex?' thing on ANY Transformers discussion board. You simply wouldn't credit the reaction it provokes.

[Cthulouis]

Ah, the Transformers fandom. Giving new meaning to such terms as "Plug and Play", "Interfacing", and "Spark Sex".

[I, Cosh]

Since when do robots have sex ??

Directed by one of Tharg's minor droids: All is Full of Love

I sometimes wish I could be a love-robot that Bjork abused and discarded. I'd always have the RAM.