Stupid things people have actually said to you.

[Kerrin]

"Do you really think earthquakes and volcanoes can be explained by geology? Do you think it can all be explained by convergent ley lines, then? Don't you think God has the power to cause earthquakes and they're a sign of his wrath?"

Reminds me of this.

GENIUS.

[TordelBack]

By 'victors' do you mean 'monkeys'?

Well, a common monkey-like ancestor which we share with monkeys, yes, in part.

Why have I never heard of Elftor, that's a great little cartoon.

[House of Usher]

Well, a common monkey-like ancestor which we share with monkeys, yes, in part.

Pedant. You knew I didn't literally mean monkeys!

[vzzbux]

Are these monkeys wearing hats?




V

[TordelBack]

Pedant. You knew I didn't literally mean monkeys!

Pedantry is next to godliness. 

[vzzbux]

Shouldn't that be Pedantriness?
If it isn't a word, it is now.




V

[Cthulouis]

Are these monkeys wearing hats?

Maybe, is a fez a hat?

[Tiplodocus]

Overheard in our canteen:

"Haggis on the menu? Oh yeah, it is St. Patrick's Day on Thursday."

They were not joking.

[Banners]

I just bought a sandwich. A meal deal with drinks and crisps was an extra £1.20 and I didn't want them...

SHOP: Would you like a meal deal?

ME: No thank you.

SHOP: Why?

"Why"...?!? Okay, not so much stupid, but certainly rude. Sheesh...

[House of Usher]

"What's a bath sheet?"

[Keef Monkey]

"What's a bath sheet?"

I had to google that, I've always pronounced it towel. Learn something new everyday!

[House of Usher]

I had to google that, I've always pronounced it towel. Learn something new everyday!

If you had been asked to get one for a customer order, from the bathroom aisle, I dare say you'd have been able to find one without help, especially seeing as they are available in a range of colours.

[Dandontdare]

I've NEVER heard the term "bath sheet" in my life!

[House of Usher]

Can of worms. Open. 

[Richmond Clements]

I've NEVER heard the term "bath sheet" in my life!

He's posh as fuck is our Ush.