Stupid things people have actually said to you.

[Roger Godpleton]

The continuity guy on Quest said of Mummy Autopsy: "Next we find out if some mummies were victims of murder or human sacrifice."



I do not wish to be someone who readily breaks into accusations of moral relativism and such, but aren't murder and human sacrifice tantamount to the same thing.

[vzzbux]

Sometimes human sacrifice can be voluntary.




V

[TordelBack]

Sometimes human sacrifice can be voluntary.

...your Honour.

[vzzbux]

7/7. 9/11.
They are just a tiny fraction of the modern era alone.




V

[ICONIC_TM]

Watching A TV Game Show Called Point Less The Other Day, I

Heard A Girl Contestant Say, Mongolia Must Be A Big Place

Coz I Read A Book About Mongolia And It Took Six Chapters

To Get There.

[Satanist]

Did Friday the 13th come about because of the film?

[Richard]

Everything Ed Milliband has ever said since he learned to talk.

[Gonk]

Hey faggot! where's the nearest McDonalds?

[Mardroid]

When I was waiting at the bus stop last week after work in the cold, a car of young guys shot past, and one shouted

"BUS BANKER!*"

Kinda stupid, annoying and (I'll admit) amusing. I suspect he'd been watching The Inbetweeners.

*The word wasn't actually 'banker' but there are some swear words I won't repeat.

[TordelBack]

*The word wasn't actually 'banker' but there are some swear words I won't repeat.

Worse than 'banker'? 

[Proudhuff]

woman holding up a magazine:

This says two pound on it, is it free? 

[Roger Godpleton]

Where are the Rothkos, Jim? Where is the room with all the Rothkos?

[HdE]

One of my day job customers called my cellphone number today, several months after very rudely telling me he did not need my services anymore and would be hiring a friend's son to do the work.

Today, he told me 'I cancelled you in late autumn, and told you my friend's son would be doing the job, you may recall. Unfortunately he's not very good, so I'd like you to put me back on your records.'

Note that there was no hint of apology, please or thank you.

Well, I'm not normally like this, but I told him to f**k off.

Why would I take back a customer who has so capably proven that he's going to be difficult? For the measly money I'd earn on that, I'd rather not have the stress.

Point of common sense: If you're rude to tradesmen, you blot your copybook with them. End of.

[ICONIC_TM]

You are an arse therefore i must kick you!   

[HdE]

You are an arse therefore i must kick you!   

Innit!