Life Spugs because...

[Bolt-01]

Can you guess who is at work today? And who got a letter from the constabulary up north for being a bit quick in a car going downhill...

[mygrimmbrother]

balls.

[The Legendary Shark]

Bastiches.

[Mikey]

How much quicker was 'a bit quick?'  

No personal attack here Bolt, but one of my personal bug bears is people giving off about getting speeding/parking fines when they knew they did something that may get them a fine or whatever. I'm not saying I'm beyond speeding or taking a risky park etc, just saying.

M.

[Bolt-01]

Mikey- 71 in a 60, dual carriageway, lovely road conditions and going downhill. I'm going to blame the lovely scenery for me not noticing the needle climbing out of reasonableness. Oh- no other cars either.

Still at work as well...

[Buttonman]

There was a cop car sitting about 15 miles outside Inverness - we got flashed 3 times before we came upon it (missus).

[Mikey]

Bah! Unlucky Bolt! Scenery does that to you...I've lost count of the times I've almost crashed looking at road cuttings    Mrs Mikey shouts a lot about that.

M.

[Peter Wolf]

What for, POPE?!?

Ha ha ha ha. 

That would be something !!

That would be like leaving one cesspit of corruption and degeneracy and paedophilia and joining another similar organisation.

[Bolt-01]

Mikey- If only I could get away with £60 and 3points from the wife

Nah- should have been paying more attention, hands up, its a fair cop.

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Nah- should have been paying more attention, hands up, its a fair cop.

It's not a fair cop Bolt and you know why don't you!
If your speeding was that dangerous why didn't the police chase you down, it's just a revenue cash cow (Hello Peter).

[Peter Wolf]

Nah- should have been paying more attention, hands up, its a fair cop.

It's not a fair cop Bolt and you know why don't you!
If your speeding was that dangerous why didn't the police chase you down, it's just a revenue cash cow (Hello Peter).

They were either asleep or on a coffee/tea break.

[House of Usher]

Can you guess who is at work today? And who got a letter from the constabulary up north for being a bit quick in a car going downhill...

Ridiculous. What else are hills for?

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Crap night at work, followed by the car conking out as I come off the roundabout and join the slip onto the A249.
Just had rescue on the phone, be with me in 30 mins. What a great way to start my time off 

[Dandontdare]

I'm working today (Saturday) but I forgot to take my 5 hours lieu-time during the week. Thursday was a horrible day, and I could've finished at 12 if I'd remembered. Bah!

[COMMANDO FORCES]

Cam belt