Threadjacking!

[JohnW]

Godspeed to the rocketship Paddykafka.

(And all who sail in her.)

[The Legendary Shark]

"...this isn't a scam – it's funded by taxpayers' money."

[JohnW]

According to the Irish Meteorological Office, an estimated eight squillion metric tonnes of rain have fallen on Cork in the past forty-eight hours – much of it down the back of my neck.
Sick of having my Max Normal clothes drenched, I dressed in something approximating a chem suit when I went out today.
It worked OK until I hit the floods on the quays.
My house smells of wet dog and I don't even own a dog.

Things that have washed up on my doorstep this afternoon:
assorted crisp packets and other plastic wrappings;
various Lucozade bottles and beer cans;
one dead mule;
the wreck of the schooner Hesperus.

[The Legendary Shark]

Been windy, here. Not ideal weather for clearing away hawthorns and brambles swaying about like sentient biowire. Makes me appreciate why Fr1day has no sense of humour.

[Proudhuff]

Been windy, here. Not ideal weather for clearing away hawthorns and brambles swaying about like sentient biowire. Makes me appreciate why Fr1day has no sense of humour.

   

[Funt Solo]

Mini-Solo has to use Khan Academy for their Middle School Math. But Khan Academy does stupid things - like if you get one question out of seven incorrect it makes you redo all seven. And if you take a "mastery challenge" but fail, it drops you down to below the level you'd already achieved. It's a c*nt, basically.

This has led to anguished, angry cries of "KHANNNNNN!!!!!" reverberating around our hoose.

[Funt Solo]

Fussy philosophers are philoso-fickle.

[Richard]

[Richard]

[Le Fink]

 

[M.I.K.]

I AM THE SQUASH!

[The Legendary Shark]

Bloody clocks.

[JohnW]

Bloody clocks.

British Surly Time.
Greenwich Mean Time.
What's next?

[The Legendary Shark]

Next? Probably me banging on about my bugbear of the moment.

Yammer Time.

[JohnW]

Pumpkins have a price.
The price is freedom.