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Started by Proudhuff, 11 June, 2012, 02:32:01 PM

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In order to disguise the fact that we have been drinking the same giant batch of not-terribly-good homemade White for what seems like an eternity, my wife has taken to decanting it into a range of commercial empties, so that she can say things like: "Which do you want tonight, the 2011 Penfold Reserve, or the Graffigna Pinot Grigio?". It feels a bit like a scene of not inconsiderable pathos from a post-apocalyptic novel where the survivors eat mud while pretending its chocolate mousse, but brother, it almost works.

Frank

Quote from: TordelBack on 15 June, 2013, 07:22:39 PM
In order to disguise the fact that we have been drinking the same giant batch of not-terribly-good homemade White for what seems like an eternity, my wife has taken to decanting it into a range of commercial empties

I've done the same with value brand washing-up liquid. I didn't drink it, obviously.


TordelBack

Quote from: sauchie on 15 June, 2013, 08:31:53 PMI didn't drink it, obviously.

You're from Scotland. There's no 'obviously' about it.

Satanist

Quote from: TordelBack on 15 June, 2013, 09:46:00 PM
Quote from: sauchie on 15 June, 2013, 08:31:53 PMI didn't drink it, obviously.

You're from Scotland. There's no 'obviously' about it.

I drank a bottle of BRUT for a bet once, it tasted better than it smelled.
Hmm, just pretend I wrote something witty eh?

JOE SOAP


Quote from: TordelBack on 15 June, 2013, 07:22:39 PM
In order to disguise the fact that we have been drinking the same giant batch of not-terribly-good homemade White for what seems like an eternity, my wife has taken to decanting it into a range of commercial empties, so that she can say things like: "Which do you want tonight, the 2011 Penfold Reserve, or the Graffigna Pinot Grigio?". It feels a bit like a scene of not inconsiderable pathos from a post-apocalyptic novel where the survivors eat mud while pretending its chocolate mousse, but brother, it almost works.


I imagine you as Richard Briers making a cameo in Survivors (1975).



TordelBack

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 16 June, 2013, 12:12:07 AM
I imagine you as Richard Briers making a cameo in Survivors (1975).

Imagine my wife as Felicity Kendall cameoing in Zardoz (1974) and I'm right there with you. 

JOE SOAP

Quote from: TordelBack on 16 June, 2013, 12:26:07 AM
Quote from: JOE SOAP on 16 June, 2013, 12:12:07 AM
I imagine you as Richard Briers making a cameo in Survivors (1975).

Imagine my wife as Felicity Kendall cameoing in Zardoz (1974) and I'm right there with you.


You're not too far from Wicklow and neither is Boorman. I'll arrange a kickstarter.

TordelBack

Quote from: JOE SOAP on 16 June, 2013, 01:31:02 AM
You're not too far from Wicklow and neither is Boorman. I'll arrange a kickstarter.

Arsom.  I'll see if we can borrow CF's pants.

JOE SOAP

Quote from: TordelBack on 16 June, 2013, 01:46:29 AM
Arsom.  I'll see if we can borrow CF's pants.


In the spirit of the thread, time for a reboot:

https://forums.2000adonline.com/index.php?topic=37241.0


COMMANDO FORCES

My red shorts picture has been removed. Who on earth complained to photobucket, I looked awesome in them  :'(

JOE SOAP



Google images still loves you:




COMMANDO FORCES


Goaty


Scare off all the sheep, John?

Spikes

Quote from: Goaty on 16 June, 2013, 07:56:35 AM

Scare off all the sheep, John?


I think were witnessing the 'after' photo. CF certainly looks contented, anyway  ;)

Goaty



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