Threadjacking!

[Sideshow Bob]

I know that without a doubt, if somebody knocked on my door late at night ( when it's dark outside ),  and I answered it to a Clown in full 'make up',  holding a couple of coloured balloons I'd do one of two things....
1...Shit myself...
or
2. Scream like a little girl while frantically trying to close the door....

No,  that's not true,  I'd do both of these things......
Cheers

[Charlie boy]

I know that without a doubt, if somebody knocked on my door late at night ( when it's dark outside ),  and I answered it to a Clown in full 'make up',  holding a couple of coloured balloons I'd do one of two things....
1...Shit myself...
or
2. Scream like a little girl while frantically trying to close the door....

I honestly think I would start crying in fear.
Somebody told me that the Northampton Clown has made it onto the Daily Mail site, and people are threatening acts of violence against him if they spot him. Apparently, a man in a Superman outfit is out on the streets looking for the clown in question to bring him in. Again, this is from the Daily Mail website so I don't know if this is simply LAWLESS BRITAIN REPORT! scaremongering or not.

[Frank]

Apparently, a man in a Superman outfit is out on the streets looking for the clown in question to bring him in.

If he's after a clown who is terrorising a city, shouldn't the vigilante in question be wearing a Batman outfit?

[JayzusB.Christ]

  You actually met the genuine archetype, the ur-clown to whom all other clowns are mere shadows of balloon animals on the walls of children's parties!

You haven't lived till a man with a red nose and stripey cheeks tells you over dinner how he recently got a 'full erection' from looking at topless girls on the beach. 

[Richmond Clements]

  You actually met the genuine archetype, the ur-clown to whom all other clowns are mere shadows of balloon animals on the walls of children's parties!

You haven't lived till a man with a red nose and stripey cheeks tells you over dinner how he recently got a 'full erection' from looking at topless girls on the beach.

Glad to be of service!

[Zarjazzer]

Stop all this clowning around.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Has anybody here ever seen the film"Killer Klowns (yes it IS spelt that way) From Outer Space....?

Just wondering....

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

But of course, it's a classic

[Proudhuff]

speaking of films has anyone seen that Dredd movie?

[SuperSurfer]

speaking of films has anyone seen that Dredd movie?

I think you are getting your facts mixed-up. Do you mean the reggae and ska musician? Don't think he made a film. 

[Bubba Zebill]

speaking of films has anyone seen that Dredd movie?

No, but I hear there's a scene with them Rude Boys...bought the soundtrack by Prince Buster....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4F7mYFw24

[SuperSurfer]

They should make this thread into a film.

[Bubba Zebill]

They should make this thread into a film.

This thread would be an awe inspiring film...like that Hammer film with all the men in the train carriage, each  tells their story...but the Threadjacking train film would be ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rOknQlZ3w

[TordelBack]

PA Playlist in the shops today - consecutively:  Everybody Hurts (REM); Mad World (Adam Lambert);  How to Save a Life (The Fray).  Is someone trying to tell me something?

[Professor Bear]

Whoever it is, they're telling you to get out of that episode of a T4 programme from five years ago whose soundtrack you seem to have wandered into.