Threadjacking!

[Hawkmumbler]

None here in Bolton. I work on Lancashire Wildlife Trusts Seven acre scheme here and it's ideal for spiders with plenty of damp wood and bark. Nothing. Common house spiders and Opilions, but no False Widows.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I've started noticing gaps in my memory. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

[Proudhuff]

I've started noticing gaps in my memory. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Maybe its just you?

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

I've started noticing gaps in my memory. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Maybe its just you?

It could be aye.

[Tombo]

I've started noticing gaps in my memory. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Maybe its just you?

It could be aye.

Why can't you see?

[judda fett]

I've started noticing gaps in my memory. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Maybe its just you?

It could be aye.

Why can't you see?

Are you feeling ill?

[Dandontdare]

I've started noticing gaps in my memory. I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

Maybe its just you?

we'll all be in the same boat come Christmas - the season of Noel

[Richmond Clements]

I'm tempted to start issuing bans here... You're all taking the P.

[shaolin_monkey]

I'm tempted to start issuing bans here... You're all taking the P.

Oh, leave them be.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

AGGGGHHHH it's too early for Christmas cracker jokes!

[Hawkmumbler]

How many ears does Captain Kirk have?


.......


3. A right ear, a left ear, and a final frontier.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

One... It's the final front ear....

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Yeah we have loads in Cardiff by my house and my mums. My mums house backs onto a green area with a shed load of spiders that I'm sure are crossbreeding. There are several different types of false widow in this country. I first became aware of them when I saw a spider that looked like a black widow in a web a lot like a black widow uses. As for them biting you there ate about a dozen or so spiders in the UK that are on record for biting humans such as woodlouse spiders (those red legged/ grey or cream bodied ones), a few of the variant false widows amongst others (not sure the big Tenegria gigantus house spiders are on record as biters though). No one is known to have died from a UK spider bite but I guess its only a matter of time before someone with a severe allergy to spider venom suffers a fatal bite or takes on the proportionate strength and speed of a spider.

THIS IS THE SPIDER I AM SCARED OF...

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[The Doctor Alt 8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_pU_0G-qc8

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Did you know there's an annual naked rugby match between Australia and New Zealand? This year's match included a streaker, and in the spirit of the event, he was fully clothed. True story.