Threadjacking!

[Proudhuff]

The hero TD reported that there were "a few little screams, mainly from the men" when the rat was spotted and warned people working in Leinster House to "tuck their trousers into their socks".

Why can't we have dudes like that?

[TordelBack]

Help yourself, take as many as you like - just don't send us any of yours in return.

[Proudhuff]

- just don't send us any of yours in return.

That's where the rat came from!

[Hoagy]

[TordelBack]

Every time I lose a chunk of weight I swear that it will be the last time I ever have to do it.  Then a couple of years later when the flab has returned with a vengeance, I can't quite remember why I was so vehement about keeping it under control.  Now, a week after I was spurred to action by the realisation I'll have to buy a new pair of jeans if I don't do something drastic, I remember: I'm so bloody hungry I could kill and eat the next Local/European Election shill that comes to the door.

There's half a tub of ageing hummus in the fridge that has taken on the rosy glow of ambrosia in my tortured mind.

[Bubba Zebill]

I can't quite remember why I was so vehement about keeping it under control. 

How about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNr80gYjUO8

[TordelBack]

How about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNr80gYjUO8

Hey, I resent that! 

I don't even have a motorbike. 

Aside from that, not far off...

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

[Hawkmumbler]

Lucas might have a lot to explain by disbanding the expanded universe, but at least he can still claim jizz...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

[Dandontdare]

shouldn't that be in the best skiff ever thread?

[TordelBack]

Lucas might have a lot to explain by disbanding the expanded universe, but at least he can still claim jizz...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

From that wiki, I learnt the term "Jizz-wail".  I never knew there was a word for it, but man, if I had a euro for every time I've heard it...

[The Doctor Alt 8]

[M.I.K.]

Lucas might have a lot to explain by disbanding the expanded universe, but at least he can still claim jizz...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

Ewww... http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box

[TordelBack]

Nobody knows where my johnnies have gone
I left them in the top drawer
Some desperate soul must have borrowed them
I wonder what he wanted them for...

[The Doctor Alt 8]

Don't make me start writing Vogon Poetry....