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Hawkmumbler

#4365
31 October, 2014, 04:32:13 PM
That jokes a bit flat.

Goaty

#4366
01 November, 2014, 12:01:48 PM
It's 1st Nov and there's 5 Xmas films on TV!

TordelBack

#4367
01 November, 2014, 12:09:18 PM Last Edit: 01 November, 2014, 12:11:57 PM by TordelBack
1st November is the date from which I as supreme domestic overlord have permitted the wearing of Christmas-themed clothing, the playing of Christmas songs at prescribed volume, and the watching of an approved list of Christmas movies.  Permission for sessile decoration and consumption of seasonal foods will be extended from 1st December.  Opening of gifts and reading of Prog 2015 may only take place on or after 25th December.  All trace of the foregoing to be removed on or before 7th January, annual prog excepted.  Behaviour outside these designated norms will be reported directly to Santy.  They have been warned.

Daveycandlish

#4368
02 November, 2014, 12:50:47 PM
You're not allowed to talk Christmas until after Bonfire Night. That's the rule.
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TordelBack

#4369
02 November, 2014, 01:53:16 PM
Quote from: Daveycandlish on 02 November, 2014, 12:50:47 PM
You're not allowed to talk Christmas until after Bonfire Night. That's the rule.

I dunno man, June always seems a bit early to me.

Grugz

#4370
02 November, 2014, 03:40:38 PM
Quote from: Daveycandlish on 02 November, 2014, 12:50:47 PM
You're not allowed to talk Christmas until after Bonfire Night.december That's the rule.

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von Boom

#4371
03 November, 2014, 03:58:51 PM
Truth in product naming taken too far?

Third Estate Ned

#4372
03 November, 2014, 05:54:42 PM

Frank

#4373
04 November, 2014, 07:09:31 AM




COMMANDO FORCES

#4374
04 November, 2014, 07:11:26 AM
That is clever thinking :lol: :lol: :lol:

shaolin_monkey

#4375
05 November, 2014, 01:03:17 AM
My party trick used to be doing Paul McCartney's 'The Frog Chorus' in burps.

I can't do it anymore - my oesophageal muscles have worn down over time, and now I just end up with a mouthful of sick.

The Legendary Shark

#4376
05 November, 2014, 03:58:06 AM
That Paul McCartney's got a lot to answer for, going around spoiling people's throats in such a manner.
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Spaceghost

#4377
05 November, 2014, 08:23:03 AM
Quote from: shaolin_monkey on 05 November, 2014, 01:03:17 AM
My party trick used to be doing Paul McCartney's 'The Frog Chorus' in burps.

I can't do it anymore - my oesophageal muscles have worn down over time, and now I just end up with a mouthful of sick.

Whenever I hear the Frog Chorus I end up with a mouthful of sick.
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TordelBack

#4378
05 November, 2014, 06:17:11 PM
Quote from: Spaceghost on 05 November, 2014, 08:23:03 AM
Whenever I hear the Frog Chorus I end up with a mouthful of sick.

Heh, it always makes me think of being hideously drunk at the Rocky Horror and trying to stay conscious for the main feature.  So much the same as Spaceghost.

Goaty

#4379
11 November, 2014, 09:00:50 PM
What would be funny line for this?

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