Threadjacking!

[Tombo]

I want a fairly simply gravestone, just my name, the two dates and right at the bottom in really small letters, so small that someone would have to get in real close to read it - "You're standing on my head"

[Greg M.]

The film director Lindsay Anderson wanted his gravestone to read: "Surrounded by fucking idiots."

Sadly, it was not to be.

[Grugz]

"i'll be back!"

[TordelBack]

No headstone for me, feed me to the pigs and spend the cash on some cheap wine instead.

Is what I'd like on my headstone.

[Fungus]

A 'Best Before" date ?

[The Legendary Shark]

No Parking. Offenders will be haunted without let or mercy.
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Or maybe...
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If you read this twice, you will die. Now fuck off and let me R.I.P.
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[Hawkmumbler]

"Shit I think I left the oven on...."

[DaveGYNWA]

Cremation for me, but if I was to be buried then the stone would have "Sssshhhhh.....listen! Did you hear that?"

[The Legendary Shark]

Don't beam me up yet, Control, I've got to finish my headst

[NapalmKev]

Fuck the Headstone, I'd rather have a Viking-Style funeral! Chuck me on a boat, set it aflame and send me out to Sea.

And don't forget to Wave.

Cheers

[JayzusB.Christ]

Fuck the Headstone, I'd rather have a Viking-Style funeral! Chuck me on a boat, set it aflame and send me out to Sea.

And don't forget to Wave.

Cheers

Sounds like a plan,  that.  I love boats and plan to start living on one this year.  I'm also a huge fan of the nice open fire.  Though I suppose by that stage I'm not going to be too bothered what happens, unless I find out I've been hugely mistaken about the whole post-death scenario.  In which case,  I apologise in advance to whichever god turns out to be the real one.

[shaolin_monkey]

In case you missedit first time around:

[Tiplodocus]

I don't like all this similar themed talk - seems close to staying on topic. This is about Threadjacking.

Did I tell you I repaired our tumble dryer the other day?

[JayzusB.Christ]

I like cake.
Also, if we're staying on topic,  isn't that threadjacking a thread with a threadjacking theme? Kind of thing.

[The Legendary Shark]

Sometimes, I get the nagging suspicion that the entire universe is a practical joke perpetrated against next door's cat and that I'm only involved because I didn't pay attention to some fine print somewhere along the line.
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Mostly, though, I suspect other things entirely.