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Dandontdare

If it ain't cylindrical and in a skin, it ain't a sausage, it's a just a hunk of sausage-meat.

TordelBack

Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 03:26:06 PM
If it ain't cylindrical and in a skin, it ain't a sausage, it's a just a hunk of sausage-meat.

Faggot.

Hawkmumbler

Quote from: TordelBack on 28 January, 2017, 03:27:54 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 03:26:06 PM
If it ain't cylindrical and in a skin, it ain't a sausage, it's a just a hunk of sausage-meat.

Faggot.
'Ulps' Tordelbacks become a Youtube comment writer...

Tjm86

Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 28 January, 2017, 03:35:42 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 January, 2017, 03:27:54 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 03:26:06 PM
If it ain't cylindrical and in a skin, it ain't a sausage, it's a just a hunk of sausage-meat.

Faggot.
'Ulps' Tordelbacks become a Youtube comment writer...

I was going to say, Faggots are made of mince anyways.

TordelBack

Quote from: Tjm86 on 28 January, 2017, 04:14:04 PM
Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 28 January, 2017, 03:35:42 PM
Quote from: TordelBack on 28 January, 2017, 03:27:54 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 03:26:06 PM
If it ain't cylindrical and in a skin, it ain't a sausage, it's a just a hunk of sausage-meat.

Faggot.
'Ulps' Tordelbacks become a Youtube comment writer...

I was going to say, Faggots are made of mince anyways.

Wikipedia:
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It is made from meat off-cuts and offal, especially pork.[3] A faggot is traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together, with herbs added for flavouring and sometimes bread crumbs.

Sounds like sausage meat to me!

The Legendary Shark

A rim of thick, sturdy crust is the answer to sausage displacement.

This is buttyology 101.
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Dandontdare

Y'see? There's an Englishman who knows how to handle a sausage. We don't need them to be skinned and made into squares for sandwiches  - to make a stable sausage sandwich with equidistant distribution and  lateral stability, you just slice them lengthwise

Frank

Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 06:01:20 PM
There's an Englishman who knows how to handle a sausage.

It's wrong to characterise all Englishmen as effete homosexuals.

As I said before, slicing two links lengthwise creates a flat, square area of pig residue, restoring the sausage to the rhomboid form it should have taken in the first place.

Beats me how Southerners build a tripler with links - where do you put the tattie scone?



The Legendary Shark

Thanks, DDD - now I have coffee up my nose. :-D
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Dandontdare

and I never even mentionerd his crusty rimming...

Hawkmumbler

This is the gayest thread i've seen on a comic book forum since the last time I read a Saga thread.

The Legendary Shark

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sheridan

Quote from: Frank on 28 January, 2017, 06:15:31 PM
Quote from: Dandontdare on 28 January, 2017, 06:01:20 PM
There's an Englishman who knows how to handle a sausage.

It's wrong to characterise all Englishmen as effete homosexuals.

If anybody knows how to handle a sausage, surely it's a (male) homosexual?

Frank

Quote from: Hawkmumbler on 28 January, 2017, 07:03:12 PM
This is the gayest thread i've seen

We like reading comics about gladiators:






Smith