Get Fact!

[Tiplodocus]

We've just had a fire alarm at work and THREE fire engines arrived.

[Trout]

Tips, they have to send three fire engines to anywhere which is a workplace or residential building.

It's called a predetermined turnout. It's policy.

- Trout

[Proudhuff]

Fact: your company will get charged for that.

[Tiplodocus]

FACT:  Charged quite a lot of money as well.  I once organised a juggler to appear at someones 21 years at ICL celebrations in Manchester and when he whipped out his burning juggling things, the site manager just about jumped down my throat in case he set off the fire alarms...

[Queen Firey-Bou]

Fact: that Trout one might think he's the 'ALL Haily' one, but I am the authoritaay on fire preceddure around here! pfffff. pah. bah.

Bravo division Bou over & out.

[Misanthrope]

Pressing your eyes with your thumbs, is cheaper than buying a kaleidoscope.

[Noisybast]

FACT #1: This thread appears to be running out of steam.

FACT #2: There are definitely more than 726 FACTs in existence today.

FACT #3: Must buy an encyclopaedia...

[Devons Daddy]

fact
corn plasters
 are made of cotton wool.
they are not the vegetarain first aid bandage which most of the worlds population believes them to be.

[Devons Daddy]

FACT
during the upcoming rugby world cup each country will be allowed to offer its own ritual warm up. in the style traditionally offered by the all blacks.

Unfortunately the Committee were unable to accept the Welsh suggestion
following representations from the RSPCA.

[Devons Daddy]

fact
Karnes humour and ability to interject amusing threads is notable in its absence.

post a fact and keep the candle burning for the blue meanie.until his return.

[Devons Daddy]

FACT
water, oil , petrol.
your car needs all three.

this fact is posted for our female boarders.

[Oddboy]

Cars need:

Insurance, tax, MOT.


NOTE: Not all cars need petrol.  Some need diesel instead.  DON'T PUT PETROL IN A DIESEL ENGINE.

Cars are greatly improved when they have:
A starter-motor that works.  If it doesn't, try hitting it with a hammer while someone turns the ignition key (this does work, most of the time, not 100%)

[Noisybast]

FACT: Most internet helpline customers should be put to sleep.

With a bat.

With a nail in it.

Extra special bonus FACT: I'm having a bad day at work, and I've just sopken to a particularly special customer...

[Noisybast]

And...

Bold off.

Dammit, that didn't help my day...

[Noisybast]

FACT: There's no such word as "sopken".

"Spoken"'s OK, though...