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This weekend i was supposed to start Judgement Day..a Judge Dredd rpg campaign but instead, as it's me friends sons 8th birthday well be doing kid friendly board games. Just an excuse for me to dig out Talisman as everyone hates it!

Not quite complete...only started at around prog 125..an theses is the occasional gap where an issue didn't make it due to one problem or another.

As for storage...DO NOT stack the older issues end on end as i did...they dry out and end compressing into a mass that results in them becoming the equivalent of the Doomsday book!

Friday night is script night...2 turned in, now time to kick back and start arguments on facebook/youtube. Tomorrow I have to play Monopoly with the wife as she has had a shit time in work...on the plus side it's Metallica monopoly that i got her for xmas.  So my Saturday afternoon is Metallica monopoly with Metallica in the background....there's worse thing i suppose.

I don't really care if Storm is white, black or purple. For that matter I couldn't really give a flying fuck who is cast as who, as I'll still buy it. From Asda...when they bring it down to about a fiver.

[AYE, DARK OVERLORD]

Gaming is a big thing for me and I have been collecting RPG's and board/card games for years. Here's a list of my fav board/card games (in no particular order).

AYE, DARK OVERLORD - A fun little card game where players take on the rolls of incompetent minions, who with the help of their cards try to explain why they failed in the task set for the by the Dark Overlord (another player).
Cards are of two groups, places - The Castle of dreary memories, the Well of forgetfulness etc that the players use to make their story and pass left or right for passing the buck when the player starts to flag. There's also an interrupt allowing you to butt in and "correct" someone.
The loser is the player who gets 3 scowls from the Dark Overlord for their incompetence.

Play time 30-60 mins

DER AUSRIESER - A German card game based on the tour de france. A strategic game that relies on you trying to break other players by setting and maintaining a speed they cannot match thus earning them penalty points.

A hand lasts about 20-30 minutes - one hand per player. Winner the person with least accumulated penalty points.

NUCLEAR WAR - A fun if tasteless game of mutually assured destruction. Players are dealt a hand of population cards ranging from 1-25 million people and a hand of play cards which consist of propoganda, carriers, warheads, secrets, top secrets and spies. Secrets and top secrets have to be announced immediately , allowing other players to use spies to take them. Regardless if they are stolen or not the secret takes effect, some are good and some are really bad.
After the secrets are out of the way players lay 3 cards face down, adding to the bottom each turn and revealing the top, so remembering what you previously placed is crucial. The first few rounds are usually taken up with propoganda as players lure the population of other players to their country. But it's only a matter of time before some puts up a missile and the nukes start flying. It's not unusual for there to be no winners as once nuked out each player can launch a final strike causing a cascade effect.

Play time  is about an hour.

MIDNIGHT PARTY - A fun end of evening game about partygoers in a haunted house. Each player controls several guests at the party and can place them where they like on the board. On their turn they roll a six sided die and move one guest that many spaces. The die has no 6 but a ghost instead. Rolling the ghost results in HUGO, the ghost moving 3 spaces. He starts in the cellar and after 3 ghost rolls appears at the party and panic enues as everyone tries to lock themselves in a room. The rooms can only be entered on a  correct roll (if you need to move 4 spaces to get in a room a 5 won't do). The rooms are score from -1 to 3.

Play is usually 3 parties and takes about 60 mins.

CASH $ GUNS - Bank robbers splitting the loot of their latest crime. Each player is armed with a foam pistol which they point at a player of their choosing  in an attempt to make them back down from claiming their share. The gun pointing is accompanied with a card which is either "CLICK", a bluff, "BANG", a shot or "BANG BANG BANG" ANOTHER SHOT BUT ONE THAT GOES FIRST. Winner is the player with the most cash.

Play time 60-90 mins.


GRASS - The drug dealing card game. Players try to set up a market for their goods while trying to avoid getting caught with the paranoia cards of SOLD OUT, DOUBLE CROSSED AND UTTERLY WIPED OUT, having theirs deals stolen by other players or being HEATED by the law. Players can trade cards and generally screw each other over until someone closes the market. Than it's a matter of counting the deals and taking the minus points for paranoia cards. A  brilliant wee game.

Play time 30 mins a hand , 1 hand per player.

KING OF TOKYO - Big monsters beating the crap out of each other in Tokyo. Cards can be bought using energy cubes gained in the game to make your monster tougher. Simple game but very fun.

Play time 60-120 mins

FAMILY BUSINESS - A strategic card game where players take contol of a 1920's crime family and try to rub out the competition by placing rival gang members on the "Wall" using contracts. Once sufficient people are on the wall a gang war starts, killing one person each turn til none are left on the wall. As mob war starts everyone scrambles to remove their gangsters from the wall using substitutions, and cards that allow the order to be changed, all the while hoping no-one plays "The St Valentines Day Massacre", killing everyone on the wall.

Play time - 30-60 mins.

NEOLITHIBUM - A boardgame best played after a few drinks. The idea is that as a stone age society the players must build a monument to their god using rocks of various sizes (yes the game comes with a bag of rocks). The fun part is that players can manipulate how said rocks are place, from wearing someone elses glasses to standing on one leg with your nose on the table and using only your little fingers!

Play time - 60 mins but usually double that for the hysterics.

With the exception of Neolithibum and Midnight Party  these are all pretty easy to get a hold of.

If Scotland does indeed become a separate nation does that mean a new flag will be required to repace the current Union flag? If so, we should have a flag design comp...just for a laugh.

Tyranny Welch!!!  Awesome!!!

First time is saw that I thought it said Tranny Welch, which is a whole different thing.

Ssshhh...you'll put Hollywood ad men out of business

Well we could start a rumour that this is from a secret new Rogue Trooper movie?



From GotG Marvel's next (?) film after Cap and Thor 2?

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/08/23/first-look-at-michael-rooker-as-yondu-on-the-set-of-guardians-of-the-galaxy/

Looks like the Rogue Flasher

Now I'm not a big fan of Marvel....stopped reading in the late 80's. But I have a soft spot for the movies as they tend to take me back to that time...(I have both of the Ghost Rider flicks!)

All that said I really can't see any good in the new idea of the Fantastic Four for one simple reason....the casting of Ben Grimm the Thing. First go around it was Chiklis and I could live with that....the attitude was there even if he was a bit small!
But now we have the idea of Jamie Bell as Ben Grimm..the Thing...Billy Elliott as the Thing....I know it's a comic and an belief is to be suspended...but Billy Elliott!

I await the rebuffs.

Much like SpaceGhost, the death of Wulf was a bit of a shock to me, but the death of Sam Slade was a terrible thing!
Never had the same appeal when it was the female version...and by that time it had been mishandled by certain individuals who shall remain nameless (though not for long i bet).

Brilliant! 

The theme of the original Tomorrow People freaked me out as a kid. THREADS didn't help my sleep either.

Given time i'll think of a few more.

All painting done, all prop prepped. Tomorrow afternoon is Dredd RPG..with beer, followed by "Smash Up" ..now with obligatory "Cthulhu deck" and probably "Cards Against Humanity"....

Beats watching sport I can tell ya!

Condolences to you and your family Albion. Sad news.