Things you have never done...and probably won't.

[von Boom]

In defence of bass players: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrTS7b028A8

and getting back on topic: used a microwave oven

What's the difference between a bass player and a dead dog?

[spoiler]There are skid marks in front of the dog.[/spoiler]

JvB

[GordyM]

Floss my teeth.
Buy an iPhone.
Get a pet.
Stop being awesome.

[brendan1]

Cosplay.
Read any book based on a game.
Watch any film recommended by small blue thing.
Get a tattoo or a piercing.
Become a vegetarian.
Found Gina Yashere or Shappi whateverherfucking name is funny.

[Emperor]

Pissed in a church.

[Definitely Not Mister Pops]

Pissed in a church.

Spent the night, drank alcohol, pissed and shat and also started a fire in a church*.

To be fair it was the ruins of one and I was camping.

Edit: Wrong thread, I thought this was the 'things no one else has done' thread. Sorry

[WhitBloke]

Pissed in a church.

Spent the night, drank alcohol, pissed and shat and also started a fire in a church*.

To be fair it was the ruins of one and I was camping.

Edit: Wrong thread, I thought this was the 'things no one else has done' thread. Sorry

Ah, but are you sure Emperor didn't think he was posting in the Embarrassing Parents thread?

I've never served my full term of notice in any job I've moved on from.  Ever.
But, then, I've never lied on my CV, either.  It's always the effing employer I find has lied, sooner or later...

[Cyberleader2000]

not shure if I posted this here but heres 2 I can think of smocking and geting drunt

[Emperor]

Too easy.

[Cyberleader2000]

not shure if I posted this here but heres 2 I can think of smocking and geting drunt

drunk not drunt woops I was not paying atachion

[O Lucky Stevie!]

Worn track pants.

[GordyM]

Donkey punching.


Then again...

[exilewood]

Cosplay.
Read any book based on a game.
Watch any film recommended by small blue thing.
Get a tattoo or a piercing.
Become a vegetarian.
Found Gina Yashere or Shappi whateverherfucking name is funny.

Total. Ass. Hat.

[Roger Godpleton]

Apart from the last one that is a totally reasonable list.

[The Doctor Alt 8]

You really DON'T have the time or Space here for me to list .... 

[hoops]

Do artwork for 2000ad