They're officially on my list

[Goaty]

Tooooo long post. And those words in bold...

[Emp]

Anyone using management talk of .."glass ceilings, envelope pushing, running things up flagpoles, teambuilding" or any other such ballix. My personal pet hate is this new thing of "the journey" that the company/department is on. I', not on a journey..i come in do my work and expect to be paid without being talked to like a fucking 5 yr old. You want me to try and do more work just bloody say it, if not fuck off and let me get back to the job i'm supposed to be doing!

And breathe...

[Skullmo]

People who add hashtags and tag lots of friends in a Facebook status about them doing something (like 'I went to the zoo today'). It is so unbearably lonely!

[Eric Plumrose]

Sarson's.

[I, Cosh]

Think I've got the pettiest one: people who write chest of draws when they mean drawers.

[DaveGYNWA]

Think I've got the pettiest one: people who write chest of draws when they mean drawers.

Yep - wrongly worded phrases do my head in:

To all intense purposes, as an example.

[Jim_Campbell]

To all intense purposes, as an example.

Anyone who says 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.

Nnngh. Urge to kill rising...

Jim

[JamesC]

I used to get upset when people pronounced the letter H like it started with the sound of an H.
I'm pretty much over that now.
I still get a bit riled when people say arks instead of ask though.

[TordelBack]

Anyone who says 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.

Nnngh. Urge to kill rising...

Never visit Ireland.

Or maybe just a few locations of my choosing.  I'll send you the GPS co-ords, details of security arrangements and an Amazon voucher for Thryllseekyr's Brainbiter.

[Hawkmumbler]

To all intense purposes, as an example.

Anyone who says 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.

Nnngh. Urge to kill rising...

Jim

Thats a common slip-of-the-tongue though, also it's not uncommon amongst people with speech inpediments or have a nervous disposition.

[Spaceghost]

To all intense purposes, as an example.

Anyone who says 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.

Nnngh. Urge to kill rising...

Jim

Thats a common slip-of-the-tongue though, also it's not uncommon amongst people with speech inpediments or have a nervous disposition.

This is Hawkmonger's confession.

[Daveycandlish]

I just don't like idiots. I'd like a sign on my desk at work saying 'No Idiots'. Unfortunately most of the idiots I have to deal with don't seem able to read...

[Richmond Clements]

To all intense purposes, as an example.

Anyone who says 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.

Nnngh. Urge to kill rising...

Jim

Oh don't get me started...

No, in fact, do.

Damp squid. Mute point. Persay.

Grrrahhh!

[Grugz]

people who repeat what you say and add a question mark to it.
eg: me: my arm just got cut off
     them: what do you mean your arm just got cut off?

and still that woman from the scs advert

[Hawkmumbler]

To all intense purposes, as an example.

Anyone who says 'pacific' when they mean 'specific'.

Nnngh. Urge to kill rising...

Jim

Thats a common slip-of-the-tongue though, also it's not uncommon amongst people with speech impediments or have a nervous disposition.

This is Hawkmonger's confession.

Thats the thing. I DO have a speech impediment due to my Aspergers. I'm sorry if my neurotype is a nuisence to some people. I'm sure they can live with it.